What do you and Bidwell do when nobody else is around?
Practice some last two minute drills please and thank you. While doing this learn clock management and cover with the team.
When you say you “gotta get back to work Monday”, does that consist of watching cartoons?
Fire Drew Petzing you big dummy.
Who in the locker room has the biggest hog?
What the fuck?
Is the mediocre/bad play of the team going to be “on you” again next week like it has been for the previous full season according to you?
Another fake AMA. Will still be fun to read though
Do you have FIRED in your gut?
Are you stupid
Why is the team performing so terrible under your stewardship?
Are the Casitas as fantastic as Mikey says they are?
On third and short, will you ever greenlight the OC for any play other than a 40 yard go route?
why?
Why haven’t you fired your OC.
Favorite golf course in the valley?
What do you and Mikey B talk about in your one on ones?
Give me 1 million dollars.
If we did better every time you said “we need to do better” what would our record be?
Are you physically able to uncross your arms?
Not a question but don’t get rid of Kyler and then we have a quarterback we have no idea if they are going to work in your system and the wait for three years before they learn it. We fans deserve a winning season with hopes to the playoffs man
If a play came right at you, and you were about to be leveled by Jared Verse, would you be able to move? Or would you just stand there emotionless as you get wrecked?
As a defensive minded coach, what’s your favorite defensive scheme? And why is it prevent for 48 minutes of game time?
Dan Campbell recently assumed play-calling duties in Detroit in an attempt to improve the fortunes of his team, which lost the NFC Championship last season, so would you consider ever trying to get to the NFC Championship game too?
Play-calling while Kyler was healthy was incredibly predictable and led to numerous stalled drives with ineffective route combinations, bad blocking, and poor timing, so if Kyler is able to play this season, would you consider trying to grind him to dust in order to get one more season as head coach? Or is your contract 100% guaranteed so you don’t give a shit if you’re fired or not?
Do you talk to anyone on the headset during the game or just stand there?
Now that we are back to blowing the game in the 4th quarter, have we returned to your brand of football and will there be merchandise available to celebrate your brand of football?
On the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
How dare you?
How many masters do you have?
I have a lot of questions. First, how dare you?
What’s your favorite dinosaur?
How do you pass the time on airplanes? Books? Music? Or do you pretend it’s the 4th quarter and just put your brain on screensaver mode until the pretzels are getting handed out?
What pain have you gone through at life to have such a well respected 1000 yard stare?
What’s your go-to Mexican food order?
I’m interested in learning telepathy. Any advice?
On a scale from great to spectacular, how is working for Michael Bidwill?
Are you allergic to one score games?
Do you care that you’re ruining my mental health with still being employed?
Would anyone notice the difference if you were replaced by a cardboard cutout on the sideline?
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What do you and Bidwell do when nobody else is around?
Practice some last two minute drills please and thank you. While doing this learn clock management and cover with the team.
When you say you “gotta get back to work Monday”, does that consist of watching cartoons?
Fire Drew Petzing you big dummy.
Who in the locker room has the biggest hog?
What the fuck?
Is the mediocre/bad play of the team going to be “on you” again next week like it has been for the previous full season according to you?
Another fake AMA. Will still be fun to read though
Do you have FIRED in your gut?
Are you stupid
Why is the team performing so terrible under your stewardship?
Are the Casitas as fantastic as Mikey says they are?
On third and short, will you ever greenlight the OC for any play other than a 40 yard go route?
why?
Why haven’t you fired your OC.
Favorite golf course in the valley?
What do you and Mikey B talk about in your one on ones?
Give me 1 million dollars.
If we did better every time you said “we need to do better” what would our record be?
Are you physically able to uncross your arms?
Not a question but don’t get rid of Kyler and then we have a quarterback we have no idea if they are going to work in your system and the wait for three years before they learn it. We fans deserve a winning season with hopes to the playoffs man
If a play came right at you, and you were about to be leveled by Jared Verse, would you be able to move? Or would you just stand there emotionless as you get wrecked?
As a defensive minded coach, what’s your favorite defensive scheme? And why is it prevent for 48 minutes of game time?
Dan Campbell recently assumed play-calling duties in Detroit in an attempt to improve the fortunes of his team, which lost the NFC Championship last season, so would you consider ever trying to get to the NFC Championship game too?
Play-calling while Kyler was healthy was incredibly predictable and led to numerous stalled drives with ineffective route combinations, bad blocking, and poor timing, so if Kyler is able to play this season, would you consider trying to grind him to dust in order to get one more season as head coach? Or is your contract 100% guaranteed so you don’t give a shit if you’re fired or not?
Do you talk to anyone on the headset during the game or just stand there?
Now that we are back to blowing the game in the 4th quarter, have we returned to your brand of football and will there be merchandise available to celebrate your brand of football?
On the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
How dare you?
How many masters do you have?
I have a lot of questions. First, how dare you?
What’s your favorite dinosaur?
How do you pass the time on airplanes? Books? Music? Or do you pretend it’s the 4th quarter and just put your brain on screensaver mode until the pretzels are getting handed out?
What pain have you gone through at life to have such a well respected 1000 yard stare?
What’s your go-to Mexican food order?
I’m interested in learning telepathy. Any advice?
On a scale from great to spectacular, how is working for Michael Bidwill?
Are you allergic to one score games?
Do you care that you’re ruining my mental health with still being employed?
Would anyone notice the difference if you were replaced by a cardboard cutout on the sideline?