Why does Troy Aikman’s eyes always red as hell lmao
December 9, 2025
Why does Troy Aikman’s eyes always red as hell lmao
33 comments
Because he’s probably an alcoholic and he has more broken blood vessels all under his eyes and on the tops of his cheeks but he gets makeup so the only thing that shows up are his bloodshot eyes.
He always looks like he just got done crying and is trying not to show it
Alcohol
You try commenting on a game with 6 turnovers in 1 quarter while sober
Dudes always balls deep in johnnie walker
Red as the devils dick.
Caleb Williams won’t answer his calls.
[when your lit at the dinner table and one of the parents is in the middle of asking you a question and you need 100% of your brain to power your upcoming response]
Troy Bakeman
Cali weed
He went for a walk before dinner
My dad eyes always gets red after taking a hot shower. But he also lights up an 1/8th in the shower too, but is it correlation or causation?
Jerry always has his cell phone number even when he changes it. He will never know peace until one of them passes. Have some pity, even Aikman doesn’t deserve this kind of hell on earth.
He probably refuses to wear makeup for the camera.
Smoking that Sherm stick
Because he’s hammered
Alcoholism
Hes an old man and its past his bed time
Honestly, if I had to guess he probably on painkillers. Cause I always notice his pupils are small as hell and bloodshot eyes. Probably from years of playing football
This is him and buck before the game. Joe is smart enough to use eye drops
33 comments
Because he’s probably an alcoholic and he has more broken blood vessels all under his eyes and on the tops of his cheeks but he gets makeup so the only thing that shows up are his bloodshot eyes.
He always looks like he just got done crying and is trying not to show it
Alcohol
You try commenting on a game with 6 turnovers in 1 quarter while sober
Dudes always balls deep in johnnie walker
Red as the devils dick.
Caleb Williams won’t answer his calls.
[when your lit at the dinner table and one of the parents is in the middle of asking you a question and you need 100% of your brain to power your upcoming response]
Troy Bakeman
Cali weed
He went for a walk before dinner
My dad eyes always gets red after taking a hot shower. But he also lights up an 1/8th in the shower too, but is it correlation or causation?
He’s always absolutely shit housed.
Had that one-hitter on him for sure
He got that alcoholic schnoz
Bong hits in between segments
https://preview.redd.it/l3qkf91to36g1.png?width=287&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ea7c6c1b8b4144d4b574c0e1e8a45fb8b4cbda1
Jerry always has his cell phone number even when he changes it. He will never know peace until one of them passes. Have some pity, even Aikman doesn’t deserve this kind of hell on earth.
He probably refuses to wear makeup for the camera.
Smoking that Sherm stick
Because he’s hammered
Alcoholism
Hes an old man and its past his bed time
Honestly, if I had to guess he probably on painkillers. Cause I always notice his pupils are small as hell and bloodshot eyes. Probably from years of playing football
This is him and buck before the game. Joe is smart enough to use eye drops
https://preview.redd.it/acmhl18uu36g1.png?width=2046&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f8a21afc180e336b6d9593395f4dc44dc8056d2
Joe & Troy sampling edibles during the commercial breaks. 🤣