We definitely going to fight back and fall just short of making the playoffs
Tactical tank
it would seem that stenberg is getting further and further out of the equation and missing the playoffs by 2-10 pts is getting further and further in the equation
Just going to say it again, losing guarantees nothing. 9th worst has marginally worse odds that 3rd worst
Why does everyone think tanks work
One of the first games I don’t watch this season and Stamkos gets a hat trick
I truly hate the 1% of our fans who can’t enjoy us playing well because they so badly want us to continue losing and stay at the bottom of the league…
STAMKOS
We’ll be drafting McKenna and bringing home the Cup this year. Banner year for the Perds
Remember who won the draft lotto last year. Tanking is stupid
Stammer’s going to go on the greatest heater of his career to fall short of the playoffs by a point or two…? That might be the definition of what it’s like to be a Preds fan lately.
“Build” Rules
1) You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a rebuild like that.
1a. Rebuilding is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A rebuild is when you lose the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The team is not allowed to lose to the, uh, game, that prohibits the team from doing, you know, just lose. You can’t do that.
1c-b. Once the team is losing, they can’t be over here and say to the fans, like, “I’m gonna lose! I’m gonna lose the game! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like they didn’t even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to lose a game and then don’t lose the game, you have to still win the game. You cannot not avoid the loss. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, trying to win, and then, until you just lose it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have your lose up here, like this, but then there’s the wins you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Steven Stamkos hasn’t had in any goal in forever. I hope he wasn’t written off as too old.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, he scored 4 goals! That’s how you build!
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. An build is when the team makes a movement that, as determined by, when you try to lose involving the team and the goals…
2) Do not do a rebuild please.
Tanking? Hah…NEVAAARRRRR
We can still win games here and there. If anything, see 1 or 2 massive wins like this is probably better than stringing together a ton of wins. Boost the stock of players with boosting our spot in the standings too much.
That said, the players who are doing really well are exactly who you want; the young guys of the future and the guys who are mostly likely to move
This is the way they should’ve been playing all season!!
It’s a deep draft and they will have a high pick. It’ll be okay, just enjoy the hockey.
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TANKING
DOESN’T
WORK
We definitely going to fight back and fall just short of making the playoffs
Tactical tank
it would seem that stenberg is getting further and further out of the equation and missing the playoffs by 2-10 pts is getting further and further in the equation
Just going to say it again, losing guarantees nothing. 9th worst has marginally worse odds that 3rd worst
Why does everyone think tanks work
One of the first games I don’t watch this season and Stamkos gets a hat trick
I truly hate the 1% of our fans who can’t enjoy us playing well because they so badly want us to continue losing and stay at the bottom of the league…
STAMKOS
We’ll be drafting McKenna and bringing home the Cup this year. Banner year for the Perds
Remember who won the draft lotto last year. Tanking is stupid
Stammer’s going to go on the greatest heater of his career to fall short of the playoffs by a point or two…? That might be the definition of what it’s like to be a Preds fan lately.
[How do you guys not get it? We’re Building!](https://imgur.com/a/ZGtQu0u) Here let me explain:
“Build” Rules
1) You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a rebuild like that.
1a. Rebuilding is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A rebuild is when you lose the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The team is not allowed to lose to the, uh, game, that prohibits the team from doing, you know, just lose. You can’t do that.
1c-b. Once the team is losing, they can’t be over here and say to the fans, like, “I’m gonna lose! I’m gonna lose the game! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like they didn’t even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to lose a game and then don’t lose the game, you have to still win the game. You cannot not avoid the loss. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, trying to win, and then, until you just lose it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have your lose up here, like this, but then there’s the wins you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Steven Stamkos hasn’t had in any goal in forever. I hope he wasn’t written off as too old.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, he scored 4 goals! That’s how you build!
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. An build is when the team makes a movement that, as determined by, when you try to lose involving the team and the goals…
2) Do not do a rebuild please.
Tanking? Hah…NEVAAARRRRR
We can still win games here and there. If anything, see 1 or 2 massive wins like this is probably better than stringing together a ton of wins. Boost the stock of players with boosting our spot in the standings too much.
That said, the players who are doing really well are exactly who you want; the young guys of the future and the guys who are mostly likely to move
This is the way they should’ve been playing all season!!
It’s a deep draft and they will have a high pick. It’ll be okay, just enjoy the hockey.