[Heyman] Mets agree to deal with Cristian Pache

17 comments
  1. Aw. I liked Pache despite him being a pathetic hitter. Legendary member of Stay Loose and Sexy too.

  2. As much as I dislike the Mets, I wish him the best and do hope he finds a role there with some (keyword) success for his career.

  3. Great! They totally should sign Roman Quinn and Johan Camargo next. Oh yeah Jeurys Familia too. 

    edited for spelling

  4. Fuck the Mets and Fuck Pache of Shit
    He can’t play. He never could. If he was any good he’d still be a brave. NOT a major leaguer by any stretch of the imagination. Perfect for the Mutts

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