Québec native Zach Bolduc releases an absolute piss croissant

21 comments

1. I’m starting to think this sub has a Pee fetish 😛

2. Godlike one might say.

3. Piss poutine was right there

4. Croissant is France french, not Québécois, he released “une ostie de garnotte” there I fixed it

5. Remember when Armstrong traded him for an unproven defender with a questionable past? Good times 🫠

6. These were funny for a bit

7. Cringe title

8. Getting real tired of watching bolduc and texier ripping piss missles everywhere while their previous team can’t get more than a goal a game.

9. #PISS CROISSANT

10. Can you *even* imagine growing up in Quebec and then playing for the Habs?

11. Not kink shaming but do you realize what sub urine, OPee?

12. We say “un estie de plomb” ou “une criss de belle shot” we are not in France, we are Quebecers. Croissant is nice but not part of our vocabulary when watching hockey.

13. Boom boom baguette

14. Piss Jos Louis*

15. If you’re gonna use low-hanging stereotypes, OP, you might as well get them right.

16. Meanwhile Logan Mailloux is at the top of the ranking for worst player in the league lmao

17. We are not French. We are Quebecois. Leave the croissant for Texier

18. There’s no Canada like French Canada

19. Piss Pain Couronne more like it.

20. That strong thick piss stream

21. There’s some great fishing in Quebec