[Stebbins] The Guardians signed outfielder Stuart Fairchild to a Minor League deal with a non-roster invite to big league Spring Training.
December 20, 2025
[Stebbins] The Guardians signed outfielder Stuart Fairchild to a Minor League deal with a non-roster invite to big league Spring Training.
24 comments
BOOM
He stinks
Absolutely zero need for Pete Alonso with Stuart Fairchild in the lineup.
I just Googled it, and apparently Morgan Fairchild is still alive if anyone is wondering.
Hes very bad but his girlfriend is a tik tokker so
Big Ben Gamel energy!!
Stuart Little > Stuart Fairchild
Look out Ohtani
Great move, we’re known to be great at turning sub par hitters into great ones! Wait, you’re telling me that’s only with pitchers?
Pro: He’s a right handed bat
Con: He can’t effectively use a bat
Dolan must have saved some money by switching from progressive to Geico. No way he would spend that kind of money otherwise.
I’d be shocked if he ever get called up frankly. He makes good swing decisions and hits the ball in the air, but doesn’t have enough batspeed or exit velocity to make up for having massive whiff issues. Good defender though. I think I like Petey Halpin a little more though.
With all the signings, record breaking payouts, and blockbuster trades, you can’t expect the Guards to dominate every move of the offseason.
Oh this is one of the few things they’ve done??
I didn’t think they’d make this kind of a move until about February 1st.
Dolan’s Discount’s
Dolan if you can’t afford to run a major league team , please sell it to someone who can.
Wow is this supposed to move the needle for us
World Series is Cleveland’s to lose now.
We notably also acquire his significant other, who is hilarious
Damnnnn what a huge move! Our offense will now be the same as before!
But this FO doesn’t miss they heard us bitching about not signing a bat and went out and did this!
We are the majors best minor league team.
Love the big name moves.
Do they think if they get enough grey tier no hitting outfielders they can combine them into a green or rare blue one?
24 comments
BOOM
He stinks
Absolutely zero need for Pete Alonso with Stuart Fairchild in the lineup.
I just Googled it, and apparently Morgan Fairchild is still alive if anyone is wondering.
Hes very bad but his girlfriend is a tik tokker so
Big Ben Gamel energy!!
Stuart Little > Stuart Fairchild
Look out Ohtani
Great move, we’re known to be great at turning sub par hitters into great ones! Wait, you’re telling me that’s only with pitchers?
Pro: He’s a right handed bat
Con: He can’t effectively use a bat
Dolan must have saved some money by switching from progressive to Geico. No way he would spend that kind of money otherwise.
I’d be shocked if he ever get called up frankly. He makes good swing decisions and hits the ball in the air, but doesn’t have enough batspeed or exit velocity to make up for having massive whiff issues. Good defender though. I think I like Petey Halpin a little more though.
With all the signings, record breaking payouts, and blockbuster trades, you can’t expect the Guards to dominate every move of the offseason.
Oh this is one of the few things they’ve done??
I didn’t think they’d make this kind of a move until about February 1st.
Dolan’s Discount’s
Dolan if you can’t afford to run a major league team , please sell it to someone who can.
Wow is this supposed to move the needle for us
World Series is Cleveland’s to lose now.
We notably also acquire his significant other, who is hilarious
Damnnnn what a huge move! Our offense will now be the same as before!
But this FO doesn’t miss they heard us bitching about not signing a bat and went out and did this!
We are the majors best minor league team.
Love the big name moves.
Do they think if they get enough grey tier no hitting outfielders they can combine them into a green or rare blue one?

STU!!