Matchup: TOR @ TEX, Date: 2022-09-09
’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the sub
Many rumours were stirring about our ball club
The twentieth XBH posted with care
In hopes that the Bo Bichette signing was near
The redditors sleeping all snug in their beds
With Bichette AND Tucker dreams filling their heads
The media chatter keeps promising more
"The powerhouse Blue Jays have more moves in store"
The Jays fans are watching the socials online
In hopes that an instagram like is a sign
Did Popkins and Heineman give us a hint?
The truth is out there if you're willing to squint
Those new to the offseason wail in despair
"Why hasn't Bo signed yet!? Does he even care?!"
"We need a big bat that can rake at the plate!"
"Come on Ross, get cracking, stop making us wait!"
A free agent hitter will sign here, no doubt
Until then, let’s watch Bichette hit line drives out
Enjoy SeptemBo, friends, be merry and bright
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night
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I am holding on to the ever so slimmest of hopes that Ross will bless us with a Christmas gift today 🥺
How did he hit that pitch and still generate enough power to go opposite field. Another tantalizing highlight.
That boy can hit.
Bo is known to be a big Christmas guy. Everyone in the industry refers to Atkins as Santa Ross. Today’s the day.
Bring him home!
EXPANNDDD BOOO
ok but why HASN’T Bo signed yet? does he even CARE?!
*stomps feet*
Beautiful poetry!
I like Bo’s short hair but I do miss the flow flying