I paid an Etsy witch so the Raiders can out tank the Giants in the 2025 Tank Bowl

15 comments

1. Oh god no why did you have to say take Mendoza

2. The witch ain’t enough. These guys really underestimate our ability to lose.

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4. Where’s our tarot card guy we gotta fight magic with magic

5. Sorry bro but a witch is no match for Jalin Hyatt as our WR1

6. Given how cursed our two franchises nothing’s gonna happen. If anything, you probably just strengthened someone else’s curse. Great, now I’m concerned the Broncos could actually go on a run. Thanks for that.

   FYI If we beat you and then you beat the Chiefs, Cleveland gets No.1. They’ll be more likely to take a QB than trade.

7. https://preview.redd.it/3qkys2tt9a9g1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078ab451d6d167a8cad389b75e0fb78fa6f7edac

   Yeah but we have this guy. Proven track record.

8. This fucked is for the broncos game!

9. They had me in the first half not gonna lie

10. Please for the love of god. We don’t need mendoza

11. Were the witches not our thing last season? Not that anyone can “own” it but I thought we had a fan that started the trend?

12. Just put Banks in….

13. I always lose my bets so I’m throwing $100 on the Giants to win

14. Can we please not get black magic involved? It’s not helping. This franchise is cursed enough…

15. I pray to ALL the gods even the rap ones like Eminem,JayZ and Rakim for us to lose every game from here on out 🙏🏽