Guess we’re so bad the GDT bot quit. Here’s a DIY GD:
January 2, 2026
Guess we’re so bad the GDT bot quit. Here’s a DIY GD:
42 comments
# REMEMBER TO SORT BY NEW! It’s not by default since this isn’t a bot thread.
Hahahahaa after the Avs game the bot is like yeah I’m done for the week…
0-7 on free shots (SO and Penalty Shots). Special teams needs a new coaching leader.
Fuck that would have been such an awesome goal.
Hofer looking good early
Jesus, 0 for 7 on “shootout type attempts”. Almost a crazier stat for than 0 for 8 after regulation
We made it to the first TV timeout unscathed at least?
Turnover -> Breakaway -> goal against. Exactly to script.
Good teams don’t squander their opportunities
TORPO!!! There’s no reason he shouldn’t be able to do that more often.
In honor of today’s game and the winter classic, I present to you Brandon Saads winter classic pants. What am I gonna do with them? Not a clue. But they are now mine.
Parayko is completely shutting down their top line trying to go to the side of the net. With just his stick and reach.
Faulk out here doing gods work scoring all these goals and maximizing his trade value
Faulker should show the top line forwards how to shoot the puck
# IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN ST LOUIS!!!
# KEEP DOUG IN THE BOOTH!
# FUCK YOU CARTER HART 💥
Get that little girl with the “my first game” sign to ALL the games!
Every time Sunny scores, an angel loses a tooth 🦷
I really REALLY dislike Mark Stone , he always kills us…
Justin Faulk has the same number of goals as Mark Stone this season
Hofer is becoming a highlight of a bad season
Fowler MUST sit. What in the actual fuck is he doing out here?
The overhead view of Faulks turnover for a goal against really illustrates how awful of a pass and decision it was.
Outlet to the near side boards was wide wide open to the redline
Let’s come out in the 3rd, do all the little things, eliminate silly mistakes, play in their end and pull away for the W. Not so long ago, this was known as Blues hockey. And it shall again. Make it so!
He named his kid off of a style of pants?
No one pronounces it CAP-ree Joey
Italian 101 is now a part of our ever-broadening Blues viewing curriculum
God I miss JK and Panger
JOEY TALK ABOUT THE FUCKIN GAME
Three fucking entirely unforced, entirely avoidable mistakes out of a clear blue sky giving away three goals. It should easily be 3-0. Why the fuck do we keep doing this shit?????
I think I care more about Hofer getting a goalie goal than I do about making the playoffs at this point
Hofer, one of these days you’ll get it.
That goal genuinely made me jump out of my seat and cheer. Been a long time since this team has made me feel that feeling.
Clutch stuff from Schenner and Snuggy
“Today? Today is a new year! Happy new year! New year new us!” – Torpo
I love you torop
Andy Strickland sniffs the used gear after the game
Torpedo get us hyped!
They need to interview torp every game
INJECT TORPO INTO MY… VEINS. LETS GO BLUES
I LOVE THE GIANT GOOFY RUSSIAN MAN!
THE WIN IS FEELS BETTER THAN POINTS – Alexi Toropchenko, 2026
42 comments
# REMEMBER TO SORT BY NEW! It’s not by default since this isn’t a bot thread.
Hahahahaa after the Avs game the bot is like yeah I’m done for the week…
0-7 on free shots (SO and Penalty Shots). Special teams needs a new coaching leader.
Fuck that would have been such an awesome goal.
Hofer looking good early
Jesus, 0 for 7 on “shootout type attempts”. Almost a crazier stat for than 0 for 8 after regulation
We made it to the first TV timeout unscathed at least?
Turnover -> Breakaway -> goal against. Exactly to script.
Good teams don’t squander their opportunities
TORPO!!! There’s no reason he shouldn’t be able to do that more often.
In honor of today’s game and the winter classic, I present to you Brandon Saads winter classic pants. What am I gonna do with them? Not a clue. But they are now mine.
https://preview.redd.it/volnvoxwyzag1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a580079aeb84f4870eba6ddc1027c248a43641bf
Parayko is completely shutting down their top line trying to go to the side of the net. With just his stick and reach.
Faulk out here doing gods work scoring all these goals and maximizing his trade value
Faulker should show the top line forwards how to shoot the puck
# IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN ST LOUIS!!!
# KEEP DOUG IN THE BOOTH!
# FUCK YOU CARTER HART 💥
Get that little girl with the “my first game” sign to ALL the games!
Every time Sunny scores, an angel loses a tooth 🦷
I really REALLY dislike Mark Stone , he always kills us…
Justin Faulk has the same number of goals as Mark Stone this season
Hofer is becoming a highlight of a bad season
Fowler MUST sit. What in the actual fuck is he doing out here?
The overhead view of Faulks turnover for a goal against really illustrates how awful of a pass and decision it was.
Outlet to the near side boards was wide wide open to the redline
Let’s come out in the 3rd, do all the little things, eliminate silly mistakes, play in their end and pull away for the W. Not so long ago, this was known as Blues hockey. And it shall again. Make it so!
He named his kid off of a style of pants?
No one pronounces it CAP-ree Joey
Italian 101 is now a part of our ever-broadening Blues viewing curriculum
God I miss JK and Panger
JOEY TALK ABOUT THE FUCKIN GAME
Three fucking entirely unforced, entirely avoidable mistakes out of a clear blue sky giving away three goals. It should easily be 3-0. Why the fuck do we keep doing this shit?????
I think I care more about Hofer getting a goalie goal than I do about making the playoffs at this point
Hofer, one of these days you’ll get it.
That goal genuinely made me jump out of my seat and cheer. Been a long time since this team has made me feel that feeling.
Clutch stuff from Schenner and Snuggy
“Today? Today is a new year! Happy new year! New year new us!” – Torpo
I love you torop
Andy Strickland sniffs the used gear after the game
Torpedo get us hyped!
They need to interview torp every game
INJECT TORPO INTO MY… VEINS. LETS GO BLUES
I LOVE THE GIANT GOOFY RUSSIAN MAN!
THE WIN IS FEELS BETTER THAN POINTS – Alexi Toropchenko, 2026