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Oh god, not the worst home record in the league, that’s practically a guarantee we’ll hand them a win.
Fuck Tyler Myers
Fix it this is our game day thread.
Tolvy sleeping through the two calls that he was on the olympic team is so real
It’s so fucking cool that those guys are going to be Olympians.
Grubauer is #1 in GSAE/60 in the league?!
Remember when Gru was supposedly washed?
I’m on the east coast (also a Seahawks/Bills fan deep in Patriots territory, please send help) so I love being able to stay up late enough to watch games. I really like watching Matty develop.
Nikke Kokko mention! 🇫🇮
Awww I love our goalies. I’m so proud of Gru
also, the picture on this thread is going to be frying me all game. What has happened to our beloved missing hockeymod?
Pig war!!!! I’ve got a ham in the oven!!!
timed my break perfectly in time to watch some kraken hockey baby!!!
I wanna see Melanson lay Myers out his first shift
Looking forward to this game after the last one between these two teams.
Edit:
Oh yeah and GO KRAKEN!
I keep scrolling up into the crotch. Lol
Let’s beatey the 3 Peteys.
having a shitpost turn into a GDT is the kind of energy the kraken harness
Okay I’m 2 for 3 on passing out in the middle of games this week. Hopefully, I can see the end of this one since I’m finally home from vacation…but with how tired my eyes are right now, it’s not looking well. Being an eastcoaster is not for the weak 😅
YES MELLY FUCK HIM UP
oooo they’re putting out the 4th line for the opening? bold decision by lambert but I like it
I took an edible and I have gelato. No matter what, I’m going to enjoy this game.
You think they’re expecting some shit tonight?
I hope it gets spicy again
McCann is out?!?!?
once again begging someone to lay kane out
like melanson you have a chance to become my favorite kraken just take that vile excuse of a human out at his knees lol
Thank God Canner isn’t injured i thought that’s what John said lol
catton is so good at swarming a player and breaking up plays
That’s really good work by Catton. He can get a bit grabby on those plays.
the fight I want to see tonight is Tyler Myers vs Ben Meyers. The battle of who has the right spelling
This picture feels like a land mine lol. My kids keep walking by 🤦♀️
JOOOOOOOEY
Joey! Joey!
Joey makes it look easy man
Hoglander is always the star of the pig war
Well… I guess this is the game thread lmao.
I like the idea of Canucks fans checking in on our sub just to find this thread.
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This should definitely be the game day thread if the bot doesn’t wake up.
Tis’ the game thread now.
KRAKEN!
The bot has one job and he’s starting 2026 with a second no show lol
You guys watching any of the earlier games?

Stoked the game is on king5 tonight.
JT is gorgeous and dashing.
I would love video just of our team warming up and stretching, and audio of everyone talking during the pregame.
I am not at the game tonight (alas) which is honestly probably for the best because I am still tired 😆 let’s go squids, here’s a bunch for luck 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑
Glad to see Oleksiak was only hurt and not injured.
still no tye

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Friendly reminder on how to set comments to new. Won’t need to once one of the mods set an auto new for this post.
Oh god, not the worst home record in the league, that’s practically a guarantee we’ll hand them a win.
Fuck Tyler Myers
Fix it this is our game day thread.
Tolvy sleeping through the two calls that he was on the olympic team is so real
It’s so fucking cool that those guys are going to be Olympians.
Grubauer is #1 in GSAE/60 in the league?!
Remember when Gru was supposedly washed?
I’m on the east coast (also a Seahawks/Bills fan deep in Patriots territory, please send help) so I love being able to stay up late enough to watch games. I really like watching Matty develop.
Nikke Kokko mention! 🇫🇮
Awww I love our goalies. I’m so proud of Gru
also, the picture on this thread is going to be frying me all game. What has happened to our beloved missing hockeymod?
Pig war!!!! I’ve got a ham in the oven!!!
timed my break perfectly in time to watch some kraken hockey baby!!!
I wanna see Melanson lay Myers out his first shift
Looking forward to this game after the last one between these two teams.
Edit:
Oh yeah and GO KRAKEN!
I keep scrolling up into the crotch. Lol
Let’s beatey the 3 Peteys.
having a shitpost turn into a GDT is the kind of energy the kraken harness
Okay I’m 2 for 3 on passing out in the middle of games this week. Hopefully, I can see the end of this one since I’m finally home from vacation…but with how tired my eyes are right now, it’s not looking well. Being an eastcoaster is not for the weak 😅
YES MELLY FUCK HIM UP
oooo they’re putting out the 4th line for the opening? bold decision by lambert but I like it
I took an edible and I have gelato. No matter what, I’m going to enjoy this game.
You think they’re expecting some shit tonight?
I hope it gets spicy again
McCann is out?!?!?
once again begging someone to lay kane out
like melanson you have a chance to become my favorite kraken just take that vile excuse of a human out at his knees lol
Thank God Canner isn’t injured i thought that’s what John said lol
catton is so good at swarming a player and breaking up plays
That’s really good work by Catton. He can get a bit grabby on those plays.
the fight I want to see tonight is Tyler Myers vs Ben Meyers. The battle of who has the right spelling
This picture feels like a land mine lol. My kids keep walking by 🤦♀️
JOOOOOOOEY
Joey! Joey!
Joey makes it look easy man
Hoglander is always the star of the pig war
Well… I guess this is the game thread lmao.
I like the idea of Canucks fans checking in on our sub just to find this thread.
The “G” in GDT stands for gimp.