A’s relocation hits speedbump with trademark denial for ‘Las Vegas Athletics’ — suggest a new name!
January 7, 2026
Suggest a new name for the A's
28 comments
The Las Vegas Fuck John Fishers?
Las Vegas Craps
the Oakland athletics of Las Vegas
Las Vegas Deez Nutz
Did some salty Oakland fan trademark the name before the team could?
Las Vegas Hooker Fuckers
Las Vegas $ellouts
Las Vegas Bombs or A’tomics
Las Vegas Strippers
The Las Vegas Resort Fees
The Las Vegas FanDuels
The Los Vegas 1-800-GAMBLING’s
Las Vegas Caesar’s Palace Fan Duel Baseball team.
The Vegas John Fisher is a jackass Team
The Travellin’ A’s
Look, I’m not here to tell anyone not to dunk on John Fisher, but this is a total non-story. They’ll get the paperwork sorted out and everyone will forget this ever happened
Las Vegas Vultures
It’s gonna be Las Vegas Aces
Oakland Golden knights.
The Baseball Team Formally Know as The Athletics
Las Vegas Football Team
The Las Vegas Grifters
Las Vegas Athletic Supporters
Oakland A’s? Has a nice ring to it
Las Vegas Ehhhhhhs 🤷
Las Vegas Aaaaa’s

I’m all for shitting on Vegas and Fisher, but denying a trademark for being too ‘generic’ when the name has been in continual use since the invention of the fucking *radio* has to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen from this government for at least the last ten minutes.
28 comments
The Las Vegas Fuck John Fishers?
Las Vegas Craps
the Oakland athletics of Las Vegas
Las Vegas Deez Nutz
Did some salty Oakland fan trademark the name before the team could?
Las Vegas Hooker Fuckers
Las Vegas $ellouts
Las Vegas Bombs or A’tomics
Las Vegas Strippers
The Las Vegas Resort Fees
The Las Vegas FanDuels
The Los Vegas 1-800-GAMBLING’s
Las Vegas Caesar’s Palace Fan Duel Baseball team.
The Vegas John Fisher is a jackass Team
The Travellin’ A’s
Look, I’m not here to tell anyone not to dunk on John Fisher, but this is a total non-story. They’ll get the paperwork sorted out and everyone will forget this ever happened
Las Vegas Vultures
It’s gonna be Las Vegas Aces
Oakland Golden knights.
The Baseball Team Formally Know as The Athletics
Las Vegas Football Team
The Las Vegas Grifters
Las Vegas Athletic Supporters
Oakland A’s? Has a nice ring to it
Las Vegas Ehhhhhhs 🤷
Las Vegas Aaaaa’s

I’m all for shitting on Vegas and Fisher, but denying a trademark for being too ‘generic’ when the name has been in continual use since the invention of the fucking *radio* has to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen from this government for at least the last ten minutes.
The Las Vegas Pathetics