Evgeni Malkin close to return: More on his injury and would he ever play wing?

"I play defense, I play goalie, whatever coach want"

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Announcer: "In an unusual move, the Pens have put Evgeni Malkin in net starting tonight"

Color_Guy: "Definitely a bold strategy by Coach Muse"

30 seconds later….

Announcer: "The puck is dropped, here comes the {DISLIKED TEAM HERE}, shot by {DISLIKED PLAYER HERE}, Malkin with a glove save! OH AND THERE'S A FRACAS AT THE NET!"

Color_Guy: "Apparently somebody 'snowed' Malkin and he didn't appreciate that"

Announcer: "Malkin is using his stick as an axe! Letang has a dance partner! Crosby has dropped the gloves as well! Rust on top of {DISLIKED PLAYER HERE} Kulak has squared off with {INSERT ANOTHER DISLIKED PLAYER HERE}! Even Rakell is swinging!"

Color_Guy: (Jim Ross voice): "Somebody's gotta stop this! Ref get in there!"

Announcer: "Now the benches have cleared! Players are jumping over the top ro – er….IT'S MAYHEM HERE AT PPG ARENA!"

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