The Official Chris Ballard Press Conference Bingo Card!
January 7, 2026
The Official Chris Ballard Press Conference Bingo Card!
9 comments
Honestly “Look” should be the free space
You forgot evil fake laugh . Then takes sip from bottle
“Look” is a 2nd free space lmao
Urgency
Need a square that’s just a tall trucker hat.
My coworkers and I love this and have turned it into a drinking game – the boss gave us a half day (he’s playing, too), and we’ll watch it at the bar by the office. The eight of us each drew three random squares to determine whose drink is tied to which saying. I drew “I didn’t do a good enough job,” “It starts with me,” and “Look.”
Press conference starts at 11:00 am, and I’m genuinely worried about making it through the first fifteen minutes.
The Ballard platitudes bingo card… So as soon as we yell “bingo” we win a devastating injury?
Still, a huge upgrade from my old Chuck Pagano cliche bingo card. We’re playing again boys (and girls.)
Takes a drink of water should be the free space
honestly I’d put the odds over 50% that every space gets filled.
9 comments
Honestly “Look” should be the free space
You forgot evil fake laugh . Then takes sip from bottle
“Look” is a 2nd free space lmao
Urgency
Need a square that’s just a tall trucker hat.
My coworkers and I love this and have turned it into a drinking game – the boss gave us a half day (he’s playing, too), and we’ll watch it at the bar by the office. The eight of us each drew three random squares to determine whose drink is tied to which saying. I drew “I didn’t do a good enough job,” “It starts with me,” and “Look.”
Press conference starts at 11:00 am, and I’m genuinely worried about making it through the first fifteen minutes.
The Ballard platitudes bingo card… So as soon as we yell “bingo” we win a devastating injury?
Still, a huge upgrade from my old Chuck Pagano cliche bingo card. We’re playing again boys (and girls.)
Takes a drink of water should be the free space
honestly I’d put the odds over 50% that every space gets filled.