Talk about leading a lamb to slaughter. I’m not an elvis fan, but that’s just mean.
Just waive him FFS
Oh yay hooray for us!
10-0 lost
We will be winning that game.
It would be a very CBJ thing to do.
He’s about to do the funniest thing
So we’ll win 7-6. Got it.
We were going to lose anyway. Might as well have elvis to blame it on.

I’m ready for a shutout from elvis. Either that or 4 goals in 9 shots
Can we play 4v5 with two goalies?
Putting in the backup against the best team in the NHL that just hung 9 on Ottawa.
This could be messy.

Sending in the tank commander
I have tickets to the game, my partner and her mom (massive Avs fans) are coming with me. This is either going to be an insane beatdown and I get laughed out of the building or Elvis does the unthinkable.
Didn’t they just beat the Senators 8-2 last night? Fuuuuck lol
Aka, forfeiting the game against the best team in the league on the first leg of a back-to-back in favor of trying to get the win on game 2.
Scheduled loss so throw Elvis to the wolves which he loves to be the center of attention and will 100% record a shut out on the best team in the league. we’ll have a breakout offensive game with a KJ hat trick just to do the most cbj things.
Surprised they didn’t start Elvis on Elvis night in Vegas.. seems like a lost opportunity..
Fuck it why not
We’re not beating the Avs with any CBJ goalie but Bob in the net, better to not burn Jet out, let Elvis start against Utah too and let Jet rest up for back to back winnable home games after that
Will he even get through the first?
It’ll be like EA sports on rookie mode for the Avs.
Most scheduled loss imaginable
he’s gonna do like Patrick Roy did on December 2, 1995
So Dean is starting a goalie who hasn’t played in weeks, against the best team in the league.
Proving everyone right, who claims he’s a bad coach; with every decision he makes.
Tank commander getting active in the bullpen
Ok
I would like to share a working theory that has been paying off. Elvis in net = hammer the over.
What in the setup is this
Taking the over for sure!
Under 20 saves bet incomingggggg
It’ll be a steamroll so we might as well let Jet have a break.
Mark me, they’ll score in the first shot for a third time this season.
I could be angry at the situation they’ve put Elvis in, starting him ice-cold against a team that is so dominant they’re 11 points ahead of their closest rival. It seems cruel.
I’m going to be positive. I hope Elvis stands on his head and I hope we somehow hit this one out of the park.
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Talk about leading a lamb to slaughter. I’m not an elvis fan, but that’s just mean.
Just waive him FFS
Oh yay hooray for us!
10-0 lost
We will be winning that game.
It would be a very CBJ thing to do.
He’s about to do the funniest thing
So we’ll win 7-6. Got it.
We were going to lose anyway. Might as well have elvis to blame it on.

I’m ready for a shutout from elvis. Either that or 4 goals in 9 shots
Can we play 4v5 with two goalies?
Putting in the backup against the best team in the NHL that just hung 9 on Ottawa.
This could be messy.

Sending in the tank commander
I have tickets to the game, my partner and her mom (massive Avs fans) are coming with me. This is either going to be an insane beatdown and I get laughed out of the building or Elvis does the unthinkable.
Didn’t they just beat the Senators 8-2 last night? Fuuuuck lol
Aka, forfeiting the game against the best team in the league on the first leg of a back-to-back in favor of trying to get the win on game 2.
Scheduled loss so throw Elvis to the wolves which he loves to be the center of attention and will 100% record a shut out on the best team in the league. we’ll have a breakout offensive game with a KJ hat trick just to do the most cbj things.
Surprised they didn’t start Elvis on Elvis night in Vegas.. seems like a lost opportunity..
Fuck it why not
We’re not beating the Avs with any CBJ goalie but Bob in the net, better to not burn Jet out, let Elvis start against Utah too and let Jet rest up for back to back winnable home games after that
Will he even get through the first?
It’ll be like EA sports on rookie mode for the Avs.
Most scheduled loss imaginable
he’s gonna do like Patrick Roy did on December 2, 1995
So Dean is starting a goalie who hasn’t played in weeks, against the best team in the league.
Proving everyone right, who claims he’s a bad coach; with every decision he makes.
Tank commander getting active in the bullpen
Ok
I would like to share a working theory that has been paying off. Elvis in net = hammer the over.
What in the setup is this
Taking the over for sure!
Under 20 saves bet incomingggggg
It’ll be a steamroll so we might as well let Jet have a break.
Mark me, they’ll score in the first shot for a third time this season.
I could be angry at the situation they’ve put Elvis in, starting him ice-cold against a team that is so dominant they’re 11 points ahead of their closest rival. It seems cruel.
I’m going to be positive. I hope Elvis stands on his head and I hope we somehow hit this one out of the park.