I love that his siblings basically have his same face on normal, not-world-class-athlete bodies
Dewey, get out of there. That’s not your family.
FZH
Fuck Zach Hample
One of these things is not like the others! 🎶🎵🎶
Famous Baltimore Oriole, Mike Trout.
Getting a picture with Trouts whole family is such an incredibly weird thing for Hample lol
Me looking at the left hand side of the photo:

Cousin Zack TroutÂ
Hample with a fucking ankle brace on.
I’m glad that the O’s could provide a lovely backdrop for this historic event
Why’s his dad look like Mike Scioscia
I hope he has since gotten a tailor.
One of the greatest of all time, i would not know who he was if I saw him irl. And I grew up next to Angel Stadium lol
How the hell has Hample caught so many meaningful home run balls? There has to be some sort of science behind it
How many games does he go to a year
Angels really wasted his talent. He should have Ohtani’d.
This looks the Pilot for Arrested Development
Lots of cargo pants
He looks so happy, before his team crushed his soul and the light left his eyes. Like me before I had to start working for a living.
He looks like he just made varsity and the coach is making the team wear nice shirts to school to show “professionalism,” but his only nice shirts are his Dads old shirts and don’t fit him well
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Hample really caught his first HR? FFS
Why is he dressed like that.
I know that ain’t who I think it is
fucking hample in the Trout family photo
I love that his siblings basically have his same face on normal, not-world-class-athlete bodies
Dewey, get out of there. That’s not your family.
FZH
Fuck Zach Hample
One of these things is not like the others! 🎶🎵🎶
Famous Baltimore Oriole, Mike Trout.
Getting a picture with Trouts whole family is such an incredibly weird thing for Hample lol
Me looking at the left hand side of the photo:

Cousin Zack TroutÂ
Hample with a fucking ankle brace on.
I’m glad that the O’s could provide a lovely backdrop for this historic event
Why’s his dad look like Mike Scioscia
I hope he has since gotten a tailor.
One of the greatest of all time, i would not know who he was if I saw him irl. And I grew up next to Angel Stadium lol
How the hell has Hample caught so many meaningful home run balls? There has to be some sort of science behind it
How many games does he go to a year
Angels really wasted his talent. He should have Ohtani’d.
This looks the Pilot for Arrested Development
Lots of cargo pants
He looks so happy, before his team crushed his soul and the light left his eyes. Like me before I had to start working for a living.
He looks like he just made varsity and the coach is making the team wear nice shirts to school to show “professionalism,” but his only nice shirts are his Dads old shirts and don’t fit him well