[Blue Jays] OFFICIAL: We’ve signed the following free agents to Minor League deals with invites to #SpringTraining. DH Eloy Jiménez, INF Carlos Mendoza, LHP Michael Plassmeyer, RHP Jorge Alcala, INF Rafael Lantigua

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1. Between this and Kylometres Straw today, feels like they’re just messing with us on purpose 😭

2. Not the OFFICIAL I was looking for

3. Don’t go playing with my heart like that.

4. GIRL NOT NOW READ THE ROOM

5. Not now

6. Fuck this is just cruel.

7. Yo WHY. Trolls

8. Jesus don’t do that!

9. Not cool. My heart skipped a beat with OFFICIAL

   ugh, the off season suuuuuuuuuuucks!

10. Had me in the first half.

11. Man I saw “Official, we’ve signed…” my heart stopped, don’t do this, unless, you know…

12. #THE WAIT IS OVER FINALLY THE NEWS WE’VE ALL BEEN HOPING FOR

13. My heart skipped a beat lol

14. Omg my heart stoppee for a second lol

15. The first three words got me unnecessarily excited

16. We won’t hear it first from the Jays

17. Heart was racing in the first half god damn it.

18. God dammit – the OFFICIAL got me.

19. Conspiracy theory: they’re close to done the Tucker deal, and are now ready to mess with us before announcing it.

20. NOT THE TIME!

21. 

    Not now Blue Jays social media team….

22. None of these guys play OF.

    Clearly this means we’re signing Tucker.

23. Goddamn it I was so happy for a split of a split of a split of a second

24. i saw blue jays & official and genuinely shit myself for christs sake

25. Next tweet gonna be (Blue Jays) Official: We have signed Kyle Lowry to be team ambassador at this rate

26. **”MENDOZAAAAA!”**