Rams QB Matthew Stafford plans to wear scuba suit in frigid Chicago
January 15, 2026
Welp we can stop the cold chatter they found a fix.
49 comments
It will not save you, Matthew. Dread it, run from it, the Iceman cometh all the same.
Scuba suit, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice.. don’t matter, Bears in 1
Stealing Brady’s old trick. WOn’t help the hands
Matthew on Sunday
Old Tom Brady trick
WHERE
IS
MY
SCUBA SUIT??!!?!?!?
I hope the air is dry as hell now. Nothing more uncomfortable than wearing a wetsuit when it’s not wet
Hopefully he will be even stiffer than he already is.
This is really smart, actually. Perfect for when Booker knocks his ass into Lake Michigan.
Won’t that limit his arm mobility??
This sounds like he’s buying into it too much. I guess he’s preparing best he can, but this leads me to believe he’s concerned about it instead of just ballin
You’d think after all those years in Detroit that stafford wouldn’t be a pussy about the cold.
I wonder how the range of motion in those are.
Being cold is all in the head
The other day McVay said it was “so cold it couldn’t even snow, and it didn’t impact our gameplan” about their 2024 meeting with the Jets at MetLife.
The Rams scored 19 points and it was 25 degrees that day at noon.
Maybe he’s playing some sicko mind game because McVay isn’t dumb… but if you think this is in any way going to be the same type of cold as that, then you and bro from Hawaii are going to be all fucked up on Sunday night.
I’m sure that will be great for his body movement.
I plan to wear this.
Maybe Kelly will notice me and post online about me stealing her husband’s thunder.
He sucked ass when he played here in the cold as a Lion. He’ll suck ass here this weekend. Fuck the Rams.
I’m hoping it goes the same for the Rams as it did for the Falcons in 2005.
Same-ish conditions. Michael Vick drenched himself in Vaseline to beat the cold. I had to look up the stats again but the Bears held the Falcons to just 3 points. Vick threw 2 INTs and only 35 yards rushing.
FWIW: Kyle Orton was 2/10 with 12 passing yards
Too much shit on me. I don’t even want to be around anymore.
Good because we’re gonna take him to the deep water 😏
They pee in those.
If this is TRUE Bears have already won.
Hope it doesn’t affect the grip during a tackle
“Honey… Where’s my scuba suit?”
Guys. Listen. I know we all hate AI slop around here, but there is no way I was going to put the time and effort into making this legit or commissioning it for a cheap laugh, but after reading this headline I just had to….
I’ll be wearing my Cuddleduds when I walk my dog Sunday – but I’ll strip down while I watch the game so nothing impedes my Bears Playoff Erection…
I’m chaffing just reading that headline.
Aren’t scuba suits wet suits, meaning they have to be wet to keep you warm? Seems like a very bad idea
Scuba Matt
The weather is already in their head.
He watched stranger things with 11’s stupid outfit and said “I gotta do that”
Honey! Where is my scuba suit?!?
If you go to the Rams subreddit, there is more than 1 post that seems the belief over there is this game is essentially the Rams vs Cold Weather. The Bears aren’t even factoring into the equation.
On the Mina Kimes show(which I like) the other analyst said Caleb would be more effected by the weather. Lol what? Wtf you saying?
rams fan here ……..somebody from the rams community reposted this post on our page..
i just want to know do bears fans really think the weather is going to play that much of a major factor? i mean if it’s windy than yeah but just by the cold?
How many times do cold weather teams have to lose to warm weather teams in the cold to dispel this myth? A football roster is made of 52 men who all come from different parts of the country.
Just say a layer of neoprene, why put that out there? 😅
49 comments
It will not save you, Matthew. Dread it, run from it, the Iceman cometh all the same.
Scuba suit, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice.. don’t matter, Bears in 1
Stealing Brady’s old trick. WOn’t help the hands
Matthew on Sunday
Old Tom Brady trick
WHERE
IS
MY
SCUBA SUIT??!!?!?!?
I hope the air is dry as hell now. Nothing more uncomfortable than wearing a wetsuit when it’s not wet
Hopefully he will be even stiffer than he already is.
This is really smart, actually. Perfect for when Booker knocks his ass into Lake Michigan.
Won’t that limit his arm mobility??
This sounds like he’s buying into it too much. I guess he’s preparing best he can, but this leads me to believe he’s concerned about it instead of just ballin
You’d think after all those years in Detroit that stafford wouldn’t be a pussy about the cold.
I wonder how the range of motion in those are.
Being cold is all in the head
The other day McVay said it was “so cold it couldn’t even snow, and it didn’t impact our gameplan” about their 2024 meeting with the Jets at MetLife.
The Rams scored 19 points and it was 25 degrees that day at noon.
Maybe he’s playing some sicko mind game because McVay isn’t dumb… but if you think this is in any way going to be the same type of cold as that, then you and bro from Hawaii are going to be all fucked up on Sunday night.
I’m sure that will be great for his body movement.
I plan to wear this.
Maybe Kelly will notice me and post online about me stealing her husband’s thunder.
He sucked ass when he played here in the cold as a Lion. He’ll suck ass here this weekend. Fuck the Rams.
I’m hoping it goes the same for the Rams as it did for the Falcons in 2005.
Same-ish conditions. Michael Vick drenched himself in Vaseline to beat the cold. I had to look up the stats again but the Bears held the Falcons to just 3 points. Vick threw 2 INTs and only 35 yards rushing.
FWIW: Kyle Orton was 2/10 with 12 passing yards
Too much shit on me. I don’t even want to be around anymore.
https://preview.redd.it/7bvk6qki7kdg1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f9800c4186520392a1615fa938b503b4cdefa0
Stafford after losing this Sunday.
We’ve already won
Bro’s a surfer now that he’s in LA
[Surf looks clean before the game](https://surfcaptain.com/forecast/chicago-illinois)
Good because we’re gonna take him to the deep water 😏
They pee in those.
If this is TRUE Bears have already won.
Hope it doesn’t affect the grip during a tackle
“Honey… Where’s my scuba suit?”
Guys. Listen. I know we all hate AI slop around here, but there is no way I was going to put the time and effort into making this legit or commissioning it for a cheap laugh, but after reading this headline I just had to….
https://preview.redd.it/ke1at6bi9kdg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=60873d030056777e662b90c7854994c805e6b92f
I’ll be wearing my Cuddleduds when I walk my dog Sunday – but I’ll strip down while I watch the game so nothing impedes my Bears Playoff Erection…
I’m chaffing just reading that headline.
Aren’t scuba suits wet suits, meaning they have to be wet to keep you warm? Seems like a very bad idea
Scuba Matt
The weather is already in their head.
He watched stranger things with 11’s stupid outfit and said “I gotta do that”
Honey! Where is my scuba suit?!?
If you go to the Rams subreddit, there is more than 1 post that seems the belief over there is this game is essentially the Rams vs Cold Weather. The Bears aren’t even factoring into the equation.
On the Mina Kimes show(which I like) the other analyst said Caleb would be more effected by the weather. Lol what? Wtf you saying?
https://preview.redd.it/u8tem775gkdg1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=80e04ad6219dc1e1e6cdd89fc2ab15147ba2ecb5
The Chicago weather is already in his head.🤣🤣🤣
He’s gonna pee in it isn’t he.
rams fan here ……..somebody from the rams community reposted this post on our page..
i just want to know do bears fans really think the weather is going to play that much of a major factor? i mean if it’s windy than yeah but just by the cold?
How many times do cold weather teams have to lose to warm weather teams in the cold to dispel this myth? A football roster is made of 52 men who all come from different parts of the country.
Just say a layer of neoprene, why put that out there? 😅
https://preview.redd.it/e66ze2xmpkdg1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf684a9b47d02e68f477e4730598ae096152f3b
Praying niners win so we’d get another game in Chicago