9 losses in a row to tie the team record and 1 win in the last 12 now that’s how you tank
January 16, 2026
9 losses in a row to tie the team record and 1 win in the last 12 now that’s how you tank
33 comments
Extend Adam Foote, re-sign Evander Kane, lets keep the party going!
If you read between the lines, Rutherford seems okay with riding this out until the end of the year.
Love to trade some assets to a bubble team, with the outside chance they miss the playoffs and we get another lottery pick.
We were right there
“We were right there”
Field Marshal Foote leading his panzer division right into the 88mm guns at Kursk.
He’s the tank General! 🎵 For those about to tank, we salute you! 🎵
He’s the tank General! 🎵 For those about to tank, we salute you! 🎵
We’re saving the win streak until we get mathematically eliminated from the playoffs
I’m not sure if it’s the masochist in me or just the desire to actually see this ownership finally commit to a rebuild, but I’m low-key hoping that we break the record on the weekend and keep going because it feels like based on hearing that management was thinking they could turn it around in two years based on a three game win streak after they traded Quinn Hughes , I’m hoping we lose 15 in a row just to prove a point to this ownership that there is no quick turnaround. Maybe losing and being prolifically horrible is the only thing that finally convince this ownership to stick to finally doing a proper rebuild
Im all for Tank Commander Foote
But this a little much. We need win at least 1/10 games I hope that isn’t too much to ask
The Stankley Cup is within reach.
Top 3 pick, here we come.
This team is built to lose. Love it
“Best job I ever had!”
The Tank Commandments:
1. Thou shalt not win.
1 loss away from tying the franchise record 10 loss in row. WE WANT 11!
It’s genuinely impressive how bad this team is considering management thought they would be competing for a playoff spot at the beginning of the season.
We might finally get a decent draft pick! Carry on tank commander!
Not even a single point on this road trip is quite the accomplishment.
Gonna need cheaper beer at Rogers arena it we are going to keep the tank commander firing.
Dude we’re blowing a fucking crater to the core of the Earth with this rusted supertank at this rate lol. And there’s no end in sight…
Come on Aquilini sell,sell the team.
Ok, but seriosuly, can we fire Foote after we secure last place?
He’s truly the best at being worst
Foote + Bains + Mayers = tank commander and his lieutenants
Realistically, what is the next game we might actually have a chance to win?
This is fun, though. I want last place mathematically locked up by mid February…
Every time one of the vets looks legitimately sad post-game the team should give them a week off
Wait, are we still “staying competitive”
Or is that old news
I’m loving the tank, but it’s concerning the team is not competitive in games at all and getting blown out. Foote can’t stay for another season b/c it’s bad for the development of the youth.
Fuck ya
Next two games the oilers and the Islanders . The record is within our grasp .
his face had me lollin’, shite hand drawn memes will always be funnier than ai
I kind of hope once Foote gets sacked after completing the tank that he just goes and crushes head coach at another club, proving he was one of us the whole time
33 comments
Extend Adam Foote, re-sign Evander Kane, lets keep the party going!
If you read between the lines, Rutherford seems okay with riding this out until the end of the year.
Love to trade some assets to a bubble team, with the outside chance they miss the playoffs and we get another lottery pick.
We were right there
“We were right there”
Field Marshal Foote leading his panzer division right into the 88mm guns at Kursk.
He’s the tank General! 🎵 For those about to tank, we salute you! 🎵
He’s the tank General! 🎵 For those about to tank, we salute you! 🎵
We’re saving the win streak until we get mathematically eliminated from the playoffs
I’m not sure if it’s the masochist in me or just the desire to actually see this ownership finally commit to a rebuild, but I’m low-key hoping that we break the record on the weekend and keep going because it feels like based on hearing that management was thinking they could turn it around in two years based on a three game win streak after they traded Quinn Hughes , I’m hoping we lose 15 in a row just to prove a point to this ownership that there is no quick turnaround. Maybe losing and being prolifically horrible is the only thing that finally convince this ownership to stick to finally doing a proper rebuild
Im all for Tank Commander Foote
But this a little much. We need win at least 1/10 games I hope that isn’t too much to ask
The Stankley Cup is within reach.
Top 3 pick, here we come.
This team is built to lose. Love it
“Best job I ever had!”
The Tank Commandments:
1. Thou shalt not win.
1 loss away from tying the franchise record 10 loss in row. WE WANT 11!
It’s genuinely impressive how bad this team is considering management thought they would be competing for a playoff spot at the beginning of the season.
We might finally get a decent draft pick! Carry on tank commander!
Not even a single point on this road trip is quite the accomplishment.
Gonna need cheaper beer at Rogers arena it we are going to keep the tank commander firing.
Dude we’re blowing a fucking crater to the core of the Earth with this rusted supertank at this rate lol. And there’s no end in sight…
Come on Aquilini sell,sell the team.
Ok, but seriosuly, can we fire Foote after we secure last place?
He’s truly the best at being worst
Foote + Bains + Mayers = tank commander and his lieutenants
Realistically, what is the next game we might actually have a chance to win?
This is fun, though. I want last place mathematically locked up by mid February…
Every time one of the vets looks legitimately sad post-game the team should give them a week off
Wait, are we still “staying competitive”
Or is that old news
I’m loving the tank, but it’s concerning the team is not competitive in games at all and getting blown out. Foote can’t stay for another season b/c it’s bad for the development of the youth.
Fuck ya
Next two games the oilers and the Islanders . The record is within our grasp .
his face had me lollin’, shite hand drawn memes will always be funnier than ai
I kind of hope once Foote gets sacked after completing the tank that he just goes and crushes head coach at another club, proving he was one of us the whole time
