Official Divisional Round PGT- The Pats DEFEAT the Texans, 28-16
January 18, 2026
Official Divisional Round PGT- The Pats DEFEAT the Texans, 28-16
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My kids are 3.5 and 5 months, and this was the first time they’ve been introduced to Playoff Dad. They saw some things they can’t unsee but I think we’ll come through this okay. Let’s go beat fuckin Denver.
SAY IT WITH ME, LADS:
#WE ALL WE GOT!
BACK TO THE AFC SHIP WHERE WE BELONG
Just as we all predicted at the start of the year:
MAYE VS STIDHAM AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Drake “Drake Maye” Maye
We’re going back to the Tom Brady Invitationals
We made hard work of it. The job is not done!
We go again in Denver!
Let’s go!
All I’m saying is the play after I put my 3-month old son’s Pats hat on him, we got the pick-6.
Kept that shit on him for the rest of the game like my life depended on it.
Crazy that we won this game after 450 people in the game day thread told me that we lost, the season was over, and that Drake Maye was overrated at the 7:00 mark of the 2nd quarter lol
Yet another legendary defensive performance. CJ shall be seeing ghosts in his sleep tonight
Finally back in the AFCCG.
Our people have suffered too long!
Once more with feeling!
You wanted New England? YOU FUCKIN’ GOT NEW ENGLAND.
WE ALL WE GOT!
Pretty damn good for a bunch of “frauds”. GO PATS!!!
HOW DOES IT FEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL BEING IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP
Everyone on r/nfl has now pivoted to “wait until they play an NFC team!” I don’t give a fuck! We won 4 games last year! This is incredible lmao
Fuck the Jets
Fuck the Bills
Fuck the Dolphins
Fuck the Colts
Fuck the Independent Principality of Andorra
And most importantly, fuck the doomers. We’re on to Denver!
I’ll see you all in the AFC Championship game thread. Yes, even you, doomers.
Once again, Broncos Pats AFCCG. Time is a flat circle.
Imagine telling us after the raiders game this year that we would make it to the AFC Championship game and have a very good shot at the super bowl?
Stidham might unironically be better than CJ Stroud but our defense is incredible, next week will be a lot of fun.
So the Texans D was the story coming in to this game and the Pat’s D is the story coming out of it. GREAT WIN GUYS!!!
Ugly fumbles by Maye but he did throw for 3 TDs against the best defense in the league.
Once again, a Marcus Jones touchdown turns a game around.
Wow campbell looks PISSED walking into the locker room
DEAR MORONS CREEPING FROM OTHER SUBS,
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?
Jaguars fan here dropping by to say
Thank you so much for beating the Texans so I don’t have to hear about their Cinderella story anymore!
Okay let’s lock in. Only thing standing between us and the Super Bowl is our former backup who hasn’t snapped the ball in 3 years
I’m not fucking sorry, the Texans sub ALL fucking week was talking shit…and trust me, I have the receipts saved, because I’m a petty fucking bitch.
FUCK THEIR POVERTY FUCKING FRANCHISE
Timeline:
Brady, Belichick, 6 Super Bowl WINS, dominated the league for 20 fucking years.
Lost Brady
Cam Newton, no arm left year
Drafted Mac Jones
Fired Belichick
Hired Mayo, got rid of Jones, Drafted Maye
Fired Mayo
Hire Vrabel
MADE THE AFCCG BEFORE THEIR FUCKING POVERTY ASS FUCKING FRANCHISE. 0-7 in divisional, get fucked GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FUCKED. Sit the fuck down
Now onto flowers:
Defense was amazing
Maye needs to be better at holding onto the ball, Mondre was amazing
Boutte was fucking amazing
Campbell needs to be better, he’s gotten abused since he’s been back.
Will Campbell not looking happy in the tunnel, a little extra pump up from Vrabel
Campbell looked exhausted
r/texans in shambles right now 🤣
Campbell looked distraught. Vrabel noticed it too. He’s aware, and he’s gonna be better.
Exceptional job by the defense tonight.
On the offense I’m going to go against the grain and say Maye actually had a solid game. He was playing an amazing defense and the weather wasn’t great but when he had time he threw the ball well, 3 TDs. The only issue was the strip sacks and some of that is on him but a good chunk of that is the OL, particularly Campbell, needing to do way better(as does Maye with his awareness). Mondre and Boutte the MVPs of the offense today. Getting Mondre back in the 2nd half was huge and gave us back the ability to run again.
End of the day we’re going to the AFCCG so lots to be happy about. WE ALL WE GOT WE ALL WE NEED LFG!
Best. Defense. Ever.
I was told by many before today.
The ESPN analysts must be SICK
Yall remember that 1 handed TD catch by Boutte? That was pretty sweet.
Bills sub on suicide watch
We can’t take next week for granted. The Denver defense is just about as tough as what we faced today. It’s a very difficult environment to play in. Sean Payton is an excellent coach. This is not an automatic victory and we are going to have to play championship level football to advance.
Grats from a broncos fan. Everyone called our teams frauds all year long and here we are. Wish Bo and Maye could have a real battle. Good luck next week!
Josh Allen: I can’t win when I turn the ball over 5 times
Drake Maye: You can’t?
Were the fumbles a problem? Yes.
HOWEVAH
The Texans let up 6 passing TDs on the road all year. Drake had 3 in one game. That’s fucking bonkers for a second year player against a top 2 defense in the league.
Texans fans here. No bullshit, congratulations on the win! That was a hard defensive battle and the better team won. Good luck the rest of the way!
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My kids are 3.5 and 5 months, and this was the first time they’ve been introduced to Playoff Dad. They saw some things they can’t unsee but I think we’ll come through this okay. Let’s go beat fuckin Denver.
SAY IT WITH ME, LADS:
#WE ALL WE GOT!
BACK TO THE AFC SHIP WHERE WE BELONG
Just as we all predicted at the start of the year:
MAYE VS STIDHAM AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Drake “Drake Maye” Maye
We’re going back to the Tom Brady Invitationals
We made hard work of it. The job is not done!
We go again in Denver!
Let’s go!
All I’m saying is the play after I put my 3-month old son’s Pats hat on him, we got the pick-6.
Kept that shit on him for the rest of the game like my life depended on it.
Crazy that we won this game after 450 people in the game day thread told me that we lost, the season was over, and that Drake Maye was overrated at the 7:00 mark of the 2nd quarter lol
Yet another legendary defensive performance. CJ shall be seeing ghosts in his sleep tonight
Finally back in the AFCCG.
Our people have suffered too long!
Once more with feeling!
You wanted New England? YOU FUCKIN’ GOT NEW ENGLAND.
WE ALL WE GOT!
Pretty damn good for a bunch of “frauds”. GO PATS!!!
HOW DOES IT FEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL BEING IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP
Everyone on r/nfl has now pivoted to “wait until they play an NFC team!” I don’t give a fuck! We won 4 games last year! This is incredible lmao
Fuck the Jets
Fuck the Bills
Fuck the Dolphins
Fuck the Colts
Fuck the Independent Principality of Andorra
And most importantly, fuck the doomers. We’re on to Denver!
I’ll see you all in the AFC Championship game thread. Yes, even you, doomers.
Once again, Broncos Pats AFCCG. Time is a flat circle.
Imagine telling us after the raiders game this year that we would make it to the AFC Championship game and have a very good shot at the super bowl?
Stidham might unironically be better than CJ Stroud but our defense is incredible, next week will be a lot of fun.
So the Texans D was the story coming in to this game and the Pat’s D is the story coming out of it. GREAT WIN GUYS!!!
Ugly fumbles by Maye but he did throw for 3 TDs against the best defense in the league.
Once again, a Marcus Jones touchdown turns a game around.
Wow campbell looks PISSED walking into the locker room
DEAR MORONS CREEPING FROM OTHER SUBS,
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?
Jaguars fan here dropping by to say
Thank you so much for beating the Texans so I don’t have to hear about their Cinderella story anymore!
Okay let’s lock in. Only thing standing between us and the Super Bowl is our former backup who hasn’t snapped the ball in 3 years
I’m not fucking sorry, the Texans sub ALL fucking week was talking shit…and trust me, I have the receipts saved, because I’m a petty fucking bitch.
FUCK THEIR POVERTY FUCKING FRANCHISE
Timeline:
Brady, Belichick, 6 Super Bowl WINS, dominated the league for 20 fucking years.
Lost Brady
Cam Newton, no arm left year
Drafted Mac Jones
Fired Belichick
Hired Mayo, got rid of Jones, Drafted Maye
Fired Mayo
Hire Vrabel
MADE THE AFCCG BEFORE THEIR FUCKING POVERTY ASS FUCKING FRANCHISE. 0-7 in divisional, get fucked GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FUCKED. Sit the fuck down
Now onto flowers:
Defense was amazing
Maye needs to be better at holding onto the ball, Mondre was amazing
Boutte was fucking amazing
Campbell needs to be better, he’s gotten abused since he’s been back.
AFCCG, here we come!
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Will Campbell not looking happy in the tunnel, a little extra pump up from Vrabel
Campbell looked exhausted
r/texans in shambles right now 🤣
Campbell looked distraught. Vrabel noticed it too. He’s aware, and he’s gonna be better.
Exceptional job by the defense tonight.
On the offense I’m going to go against the grain and say Maye actually had a solid game. He was playing an amazing defense and the weather wasn’t great but when he had time he threw the ball well, 3 TDs. The only issue was the strip sacks and some of that is on him but a good chunk of that is the OL, particularly Campbell, needing to do way better(as does Maye with his awareness). Mondre and Boutte the MVPs of the offense today. Getting Mondre back in the 2nd half was huge and gave us back the ability to run again.
End of the day we’re going to the AFCCG so lots to be happy about. WE ALL WE GOT WE ALL WE NEED LFG!
Best. Defense. Ever.
I was told by many before today.
The ESPN analysts must be SICK
Yall remember that 1 handed TD catch by Boutte? That was pretty sweet.
Bills sub on suicide watch
We can’t take next week for granted. The Denver defense is just about as tough as what we faced today. It’s a very difficult environment to play in. Sean Payton is an excellent coach. This is not an automatic victory and we are going to have to play championship level football to advance.
Grats from a broncos fan. Everyone called our teams frauds all year long and here we are. Wish Bo and Maye could have a real battle. Good luck next week!
Josh Allen: I can’t win when I turn the ball over 5 times
Drake Maye: You can’t?
Were the fumbles a problem? Yes.
HOWEVAH
The Texans let up 6 passing TDs on the road all year. Drake had 3 in one game. That’s fucking bonkers for a second year player against a top 2 defense in the league.
Texans fans here. No bullshit, congratulations on the win! That was a hard defensive battle and the better team won. Good luck the rest of the way!
Fuck Cam Newton
