I love Keldon Johnson as much as a straight man can love another man
January 18, 2026
I love Keldon Johnson as much as a straight man can love another man
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I love Keldon Johnson as much as a straight man can love another man
Why not more?
He became the consistent 6th man/ bench for us
I’m a Louisville alumni but yes KJ is great
🤔 my wife used to say “your boy crush (referring to Duncan) is on TV” …so I get it 😎
The “trade Keldon” clowns waiting with baited breath for a slump.
They were really loud last year.
This reminds me of something I told my ex-girlfriend during the 2014 run. I’ve only ever truly loved three men in my life: my father, my brother, and Tim Duncan.
I’ve been looking to buy a city edition jersey of him. Keldon is my favorite player next to Wemby
His Big Body
been rocking his jersey since 21’, he’s been my favorite Spur since the post Kawhi Era. Always would watch the games with my pops when I still lived at home, his expressive dunks always would get up hyped
I’ve always loved Keldon. The last few years were rough with everyone who was hating on Keldon and wanted him traded. He should be a spur for life, his energy is just something that you can’t teach and it’s invaluable
Even though it was a rough season (which ended up working out great for us) having him be the team captain during our 50th anniversary season was extremely fitting. Nobody in this era embodies what being a Spur is all about more than the Big Body.
Straight + Keldon Johnson
He embodies the culture established by Pop, the Admiral and the Big Three. He embodies the spirit of SA. My favorite Spur of the moment. Let’s not forget that Pop took him to the Olympics for a reason. Gold Medal Winner, Cowboy Keldon!! The heart and soul of the Spurs!!
If I had the chance I’d whisper “Big Body” in his ear.
I’m a lesbian and I love him as much as I can love a man so I get it.
Just keep your socks on and don’t make eye contact and you can love him a little bit more.
I’ve this man from the moment he stepped foot on the court. He looked like a runaway freight train in his first year and would very recklessly charge at the basket. Sometimes too recklessly lol
He’s really come such long way, and deserves the 6MOTY
Keldon MOTHERFUCKING Johnson is a treasure and I would die for him at a moment’s notice .
if KJ has million number of fans i am one of them. if KJ has ten fans i am one of them. if KJ has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against KJ, i am against the world. i love KJ till my last breath… die hard fan of KJ.
24 comments
I love Keldon Johnson as much as a straight man can love another man
Why not more?
He became the consistent 6th man/ bench for us
I’m a Louisville alumni but yes KJ is great
🤔 my wife used to say “your boy crush (referring to Duncan) is on TV” …so I get it 😎
The “trade Keldon” clowns waiting with baited breath for a slump.
They were really loud last year.
This reminds me of something I told my ex-girlfriend during the 2014 run. I’ve only ever truly loved three men in my life: my father, my brother, and Tim Duncan.
I’ve been looking to buy a city edition jersey of him. Keldon is my favorite player next to Wemby
His Big Body
been rocking his jersey since 21’, he’s been my favorite Spur since the post Kawhi Era. Always would watch the games with my pops when I still lived at home, his expressive dunks always would get up hyped
I’ve always loved Keldon. The last few years were rough with everyone who was hating on Keldon and wanted him traded. He should be a spur for life, his energy is just something that you can’t teach and it’s invaluable
Even though it was a rough season (which ended up working out great for us) having him be the team captain during our 50th anniversary season was extremely fitting. Nobody in this era embodies what being a Spur is all about more than the Big Body.
Straight + Keldon Johnson
He embodies the culture established by Pop, the Admiral and the Big Three. He embodies the spirit of SA. My favorite Spur of the moment. Let’s not forget that Pop took him to the Olympics for a reason. Gold Medal Winner, Cowboy Keldon!! The heart and soul of the Spurs!!
If I had the chance I’d whisper “Big Body” in his ear.
I’m a lesbian and I love him as much as I can love a man so I get it.
Just keep your socks on and don’t make eye contact and you can love him a little bit more.
I’ve this man from the moment he stepped foot on the court. He looked like a runaway freight train in his first year and would very recklessly charge at the basket. Sometimes too recklessly lol
He’s really come such long way, and deserves the 6MOTY
Straight*
*except for KJ
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Keldon MOTHERFUCKING Johnson is a treasure and I would die for him at a moment’s notice .
if KJ has million number of fans i am one of them. if KJ has ten fans i am one of them. if KJ has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against KJ, i am against the world. i love KJ till my last breath… die hard fan of KJ.