[Maguire] Mookie Betts to retire after 2032 season 47 comments Weirdly early to decide, but cool really thought this was the onion Is his agent Jay Leno? Mookie just casually mentioned on a podcast that he’s retiring when his contract ends and the media has turned this into some headline announcement Yeah no shit a 40 year old is retiring after his final $30 million payout clears Mookie 6-year farewell tour begins this season. How many collectibles can he get? I too will retire after 2032. Well after, that is. damn, was really hoping he’d play into his mid-forties. disappointed to say the least At the age of 40. He’ll just barely be a fucking kid. Another career cut short too soon. I am also announcing I will retire in 2070… fml Thought that said 2023. Then I thought 2023 must be next year. Then I got really confused. Reasonable. My only question is by the time he retires, how many additional rings will he have won? Damn his window is closing to finally win one That’s perfect, itll put him at 10 rings, 1 for each finger! Red Sox will always be known for the 2 worst trades in the history of baseball, love it. Mookie is one of a kind 7 yr retirement tour is wild Dude gave a six year notice Next 6 years are his! News flash: professional athlete will eventually retire b/c of age Dude will be the PBA player of the year by 2033. He then joins the PBA tour Right after coming back to the Sox and leading us to back to back championships and getting his number retired and going into the hall as a Sox right [Breaking] I plan to be 6 years older in 2032 Hug your nearest Dodgers fan. They’re going through it right now. Who announces retirement 6 years in advance This feels so oniony He’ll finally have time to dedicate to his hobbies like bowling and hanging out with Adin Ross lol thanks for the heads up This isn’t really news Makes sense, that will put him at 10 WS rings if you take out the upcoming strike year. hes got a professional bowling carrer to go to No takebacks He’ll have 4 more rings by then probably. I’d like to declare that I’m planning on retiring after the 2060 season. Lol that’s like 500 years from now. Must be a slow news day. Mark your calendars Smh he’s gonna retire 2 years before I’m retirement eligible, really thought we were gonna go out together Technically he’s retiring after this season too. Mookie planning on a career in disc golf after Is Conan set to take over after he retires? BREAKING: Albert Pujols does NOT intend to come out of retirement Its really going to suck when he goes into the HOF as a dodger Not The Onion? Shit, this scared me. I read, “Mookie retires at 32” and then realized it was 2032. Don’t do that! Olympic levels of notice. Bowling career can wait no longer hard to believe that at the start of this season he will now have more seasons with the Dodgers than Red Sox Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Mookie just casually mentioned on a podcast that he’s retiring when his contract ends and the media has turned this into some headline announcement Yeah no shit a 40 year old is retiring after his final $30 million payout clears
Right after coming back to the Sox and leading us to back to back championships and getting his number retired and going into the hall as a Sox right
Smh he’s gonna retire 2 years before I’m retirement eligible, really thought we were gonna go out together
hard to believe that at the start of this season he will now have more seasons with the Dodgers than Red Sox
47 comments
Weirdly early to decide, but cool
really thought this was the onion
Is his agent Jay Leno?
Mookie just casually mentioned on a podcast that he’s retiring when his contract ends and the media has turned this into some headline announcement
Yeah no shit a 40 year old is retiring after his final $30 million payout clears
Mookie 6-year farewell tour begins this season. How many collectibles can he get?
I too will retire after 2032. Well after, that is.
damn, was really hoping he’d play into his mid-forties. disappointed to say the least
At the age of 40. He’ll just barely be a fucking kid. Another career cut short too soon.
I am also announcing I will retire in 2070… fml
Thought that said 2023. Then I thought 2023 must be next year. Then I got really confused.
Reasonable. My only question is by the time he retires, how many additional rings will he have won?
Damn his window is closing to finally win one
That’s perfect, itll put him at 10 rings, 1 for each finger!
Red Sox will always be known for the 2 worst trades in the history of baseball, love it.
Mookie is one of a kind
7 yr retirement tour is wild
Dude gave a six year notice
Next 6 years are his!
News flash: professional athlete will eventually retire b/c of age
Dude will be the PBA player of the year by 2033.
He then joins the PBA tour
Right after coming back to the Sox and leading us to back to back championships and getting his number retired and going into the hall as a Sox right
[Breaking] I plan to be 6 years older in 2032
Hug your nearest Dodgers fan. They’re going through it right now.
Who announces retirement 6 years in advance
This feels so oniony
He’ll finally have time to dedicate to his hobbies like bowling and hanging out with Adin Ross
lol thanks for the heads up
This isn’t really news
Makes sense, that will put him at 10 WS rings if you take out the upcoming strike year.
hes got a professional bowling carrer to go to
No takebacks
He’ll have 4 more rings by then probably.
I’d like to declare that I’m planning on retiring after the 2060 season.
Lol that’s like 500 years from now. Must be a slow news day.
Mark your calendars
Smh he’s gonna retire 2 years before I’m retirement eligible, really thought we were gonna go out together
Technically he’s retiring after this season too.
Mookie planning on a career in disc golf after
Is Conan set to take over after he retires?
BREAKING: Albert Pujols does NOT intend to come out of retirement
Its really going to suck when he goes into the HOF as a dodger
Not The Onion?
Shit, this scared me. I read, “Mookie retires at 32” and then realized it was 2032. Don’t do that!
Olympic levels of notice.
Bowling career can wait no longer
hard to believe that at the start of this season he will now have more seasons with the Dodgers than Red Sox