EVERYBODY GET IN HERE – PETZING IS GONE

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1. He was gone when the season ended. He was on a three year contract

2. You guys are goofballs. I hope this man takes Detroit to the Super Bowl.

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4. Yes but he went to my other team 🤦🏻‍♂️

5. Sorry lions.

6. Petzing? Yuck 🤮

7. I liked him

8. Why would the Lions do this???

9. No more pushing it thru the middle in 3rd and long?

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12. Hot take: given the injuries, our offense outperformed the defense this season.

13. Lions fan here, what the fuck are we thinking doing this

14. We will still only win 4-5 games next year lol let’s be real

15. We are…not handling this news well. Did he have any redeeming qualities? The couple of AZ fans that have come by have not given us much (any) hope.

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17. Petzing is literally just a taller Verne Troyer without the comedic timing

18. Tiny bald man can hurt us anymore

19. He’s gone!

20. Imagine your contract ending as a DC and another team hires you as an OC 😭

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22. Unpopular opinion: Petzing was a terrible fit for the Cardinals but his scheme probably fits the Lions well.

    Run heavy with Gibbs/Montgomery, short passing game with AmonRa/LaPorta catering to a pocket passer like Goff. Williams deep threat may be underutilized but this COULD work.

    Petzing will have no excuses if he can’t get his offense to work with that roster, but I don’t think the Lions are as screwed as a lot of people may think. 🤷🏻

23. My car got stolen today but this made me feel a little better. Sorry lions fans

24. My confidence in this team just shot through the roof

25. Yes!

26. I’d be lion of if I didn’t say I was excited.

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28. HE WAS ALREADY GONE.
    Do half of you in this group not understand how contracts work?

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