Jose Altuve won’t be playing in the WBC. 33 comments   Kinda shitty for a team to say “no, dont do that”? But i mean, that’s what you get. [removed] You must be this tall to play at the WBC They instituted a height requirement. *bangs garbage can sadly* Must be a no trash can policy No trash cans? This is GREAT news !! I mean, the last time he played in the WBC, Daniel Bard broke his thumb. ~~Is it because he’d likely have played for Venezuela? (And they would have let him go if he were to play for the U.S.?)~~ When the WBC outlawed trash can bangs, he knew he was done!! WBC takes cheating more seriously than MLB I guess It’s a safety issue. Child seats won’t fit on the busses the WBC uses. “at the request of the Astros” Are they worried he’s going to get injured? BOOOOO Neither will I at the request of myself I love scrolling these threads for the people who make the exact same 2 jokes over and over and over. Its like driving on the prairies and looking out at the same crop for miles and miles He finally knows what it feels like to be cheated by the Astros I was going to make something about the world baseball classic now enforcing a height limit but I don’t want to cuz people are just mean. “At the request of the Astros and the rest of America.” There I fixed it. Ahh, was that what the two rapid bangs on the trash can meant? Cheater. No one fucking cares. Cheater Freddie! Freddie! He will be banging trash cans for the team tho. That makes sense. I read that trashcans are prohibited at the WBC. Well now we might have a WBC with some integrity…… I’m here for it. Guess he came up a little short Worried if he hits a HR they’ll rip his jersey off. Bang bang and remember to keep the shirt on! Gotta keep his trash can banging hand safe. No cheaters allowed Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
~~Is it because he’d likely have played for Venezuela? (And they would have let him go if he were to play for the U.S.?)~~
I love scrolling these threads for the people who make the exact same 2 jokes over and over and over. Its like driving on the prairies and looking out at the same crop for miles and miles
I was going to make something about the world baseball classic now enforcing a height limit but I don’t want to cuz people are just mean.
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Kinda shitty for a team to say “no, dont do that”? But i mean, that’s what you get.
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You must be this tall to play at the WBC
They instituted a height requirement.
*bangs garbage can sadly*
Must be a no trash can policy
No trash cans?
This is GREAT news !!
I mean, the last time he played in the WBC, Daniel Bard broke his thumb.
~~Is it because he’d likely have played for Venezuela? (And they would have let him go if he were to play for the U.S.?)~~
When the WBC outlawed trash can bangs, he knew he was done!!
WBC takes cheating more seriously than MLB I guess
It’s a safety issue. Child seats won’t fit on the busses the WBC uses.
“at the request of the Astros”
Are they worried he’s going to get injured?
BOOOOO
Neither will I at the request of myself
I love scrolling these threads for the people who make the exact same 2 jokes over and over and over.
Its like driving on the prairies and looking out at the same crop for miles and miles
He finally knows what it feels like to be cheated by the Astros
I was going to make something about the world baseball classic now enforcing a height limit but I don’t want to cuz people are just mean.
“At the request of the Astros and the rest of America.” There I fixed it.
Ahh, was that what the two rapid bangs on the trash can meant?
Cheater.
No one fucking cares.
Cheater Freddie! Freddie!
He will be banging trash cans for the team tho.
That makes sense. I read that trashcans are prohibited at the WBC.
Well now we might have a WBC with some integrity…… I’m here for it.
Guess he came up a little short
Worried if he hits a HR they’ll rip his jersey off.
Bang bang and remember to keep the shirt on!
Gotta keep his trash can banging hand safe.
No cheaters allowed