[MLBTR] Brewers Sign Reese McGuire to Minor League Deal
January 28, 2026
[MLBTR] Brewers Sign Reese McGuire to Minor League Deal
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Reese “Car Jacker” McGuire is my car jacker no more
He can celebrate in his car with a Pabst Blue Rubbin’…
Very sad to see this.
He helped last year and I’d have been fine with him going back to Iowa. Or here to Denver.
Milwaukee and St. Louis were the two worst options. Oh well.
someone post the gif
Seeing Reese yanked away really tugs on the heart strings. Like, my heart swells right now, it’s really swollen. I didn’t know jack about him til he exploded on the scene in Chicago. And now I don’t see men in the catcher position the same anymore. Sure, with two other catchers on the roster, Reese was always edging, but the stroke he had? Man, he’d snap the skin off those balls.
Let’s all rub one out I mean pour one out for Reese.
YOU WERE MY BROTHER, REESE! I LOVED YOU!


Different strokes for different folks.
Masturbate joke
I was at his 2 HR game against the Reds where the Cubs came back from being down big.
Crank one out for the legend.
Why release this guy? Couldn’t throw him a few bucks to play in Iowa?
He did a good job as a backup. Had a memorable first game. I wish him well.
12 comments
Reese “Car Jacker” McGuire is my car jacker no more
He can celebrate in his car with a Pabst Blue Rubbin’…
Very sad to see this.
He helped last year and I’d have been fine with him going back to Iowa. Or here to Denver.
Milwaukee and St. Louis were the two worst options. Oh well.
someone post the gif
Seeing Reese yanked away really tugs on the heart strings. Like, my heart swells right now, it’s really swollen. I didn’t know jack about him til he exploded on the scene in Chicago. And now I don’t see men in the catcher position the same anymore. Sure, with two other catchers on the roster, Reese was always edging, but the stroke he had? Man, he’d snap the skin off those balls.
Let’s all rub one out I mean pour one out for Reese.
YOU WERE MY BROTHER, REESE! I LOVED YOU!


Different strokes for different folks.
Masturbate joke
I was at his 2 HR game against the Reds where the Cubs came back from being down big.
Crank one out for the legend.
Why release this guy? Couldn’t throw him a few bucks to play in Iowa?
He did a good job as a backup. Had a memorable first game. I wish him well.