This is how y’all expect the Giannis trade to go down
January 28, 2026
This is how y’all expect the Giannis trade to go down
44 comments
Would be nice š
our post curry unprotected picks are the macbook
yep
Podz is the MacBook? /s
yea so what
Would be funny if we pulled a tradeoff like Luka’s
wdym all bucks fans will love to watch podz and buddy hoops
Sub is full of 2k nephews bro u talking to a wall with this post
We’re giving the macbook obviously
Trades like this donāt happen unless youāre the lakers.
Confused, send n00dz?Ā
but the bag of spaghetti is actually broken
Is it? Warriors picks are some of the most valuable in the league assuming Steph retires in the next two seasons, and most fans from what Iāve see seem to be on board with trading them all away to give him one last chance at a ring. This isnāt going to be a fleece situation and thinking otherwise is foolish.
Or Kuminga, or any trade proposed in this sub within the last 2 years
What else besides the Mac are we getting??
Is that limited edition deadstock Spaghetti?!?
it would be hilarious if Giannis gets traded gets an MRI and his calf is in pristine condition.
Na, itās as simple as he wants to leave. So the Bucks will move him. He has 1 full season left on the contract and than a player option. They donāt have much leverage. Can match the contract basically in whole with Butler and add in some pieces that can help them in the future. āWhy would they want Butler?!ā They wouldnāt, but he also only has a year left and then the Bucks will have a nice chunk of change when they are ready to compete again.
People are acting as if he is contracted for 5 more years.
The Bucks will probably not trade him to an EC team. If part of the package entices them enough, why not. Uncooked pasta, nobody wants. Cooked pasta with amazing sauces, everybody wants.
The conservative spaghetti-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

BS. Parmesan Cheese should also be added as a sweetener.
So do we trade Dray or Jimmy?
The delusion here is ridicoulous. No wonder the warriors fan base is called a joke sometimes.
Fuck the future, fuck my kids who will grow up watching 20 win warrior seasons like I did, I want it I want it I want it… Bounce pass alley oops all day!!!
5th ring incoming
Yes please
We also get Thanasis.
Deadass
noooooo haha⦠but letās build fr š
They can have anyone but Will Richard. Heās a winner and we have that rookie contract value.
Gianniās, out with ācalf strainā, which means heās 1 injury from ACL. This would fit right in with the warriors pattern of making the absolute worst trades in history.
It’s the picks bruh, the most valuable part of ANY trade the Bucks will execute will be the picks.
And the Warriors have the best picks.
Picture should be Buckās MacBook for Warriors 4 old Honda Civics and one house.
In a post apocalyptic world this would be an unfair trade in the other direction lol
trying to be funny huh? 2030s pick when steph is retired because just look at us even when Steph is playing with these connectors. Jimmy expiring contract for cap space then kuminga with a flexible contract and a chance for Bucks to gauge his potential…
Lolllllllll!
Giannis is 31 yrs old with a quiet list of injuries. He played 73 games 2 seasons ago but has played 67 games or below the last 7 years. His game relies heavily on his athleticism. If we’re trading picks and swaps 7 years out, you’re damn right years 5-7 will be super valuable.
Giannis+Kuzma …for… Jimmy+JK+Podz+3 1sts+3 Swaps (WAS owns a 2030 lottery protected pick that turns into 2nd Rounders if not conveyed)
Jimmy is just to match salaries (he’ll be expiring next season and will help the Bucks tank this season because they have their swapped pick). Kuminga is a flyer for the Bucks and they get to unload Kuzma. Despite the hate on this sub, Podz is a good young player on a rookie deal (cherry on top)
Hilarious
The Butler injury hurts any trade possibility for the Warriors. You have to trade dollar for dollar in the NBA and Giannis makes the max contract. Bucks need equal money coming back to them, that would be over half the team to match the contract.
I mean if you are hungry enough anyone would do this trade
Worked for the Luka trade.
I think the Bucks would be reluctant, but the best shot for the Bucks to get high-end picks is from us.
Steph is 38 years old and who knows where Giannis will be in three years when those 2028, 2030, 2032 picks would come. We also have pick swaps to offer in between each year.
Not to mention a roster full of young players who you can throw at the Bucks and see who sticks. Itāsā¦.. really not that ludicrous.
So far what Iāve heard is the Heat can only offer 2 FRP, Knicks basically have none to offer after Mikal trade, Spurs are out. Would be interesting to see what happens over the course of the week!
Our once in a lifetime dream trade scenario is just the average Lakers trade
44 comments
Would be nice š
our post curry unprotected picks are the macbook
yep
Podz is the MacBook? /s
yea so what
Would be funny if we pulled a tradeoff like Luka’s
wdym all bucks fans will love to watch podz and buddy hoops
Sub is full of 2k nephews bro u talking to a wall with this post
We’re giving the macbook obviously
Trades like this donāt happen unless youāre the lakers.
Confused, send n00dz?Ā
but the bag of spaghetti is actually broken
Is it? Warriors picks are some of the most valuable in the league assuming Steph retires in the next two seasons, and most fans from what Iāve see seem to be on board with trading them all away to give him one last chance at a ring. This isnāt going to be a fleece situation and thinking otherwise is foolish.
Or Kuminga, or any trade proposed in this sub within the last 2 years
What else besides the Mac are we getting??
Is that limited edition deadstock Spaghetti?!?
it would be hilarious if Giannis gets traded gets an MRI and his calf is in pristine condition.
Na, itās as simple as he wants to leave. So the Bucks will move him. He has 1 full season left on the contract and than a player option. They donāt have much leverage. Can match the contract basically in whole with Butler and add in some pieces that can help them in the future. āWhy would they want Butler?!ā They wouldnāt, but he also only has a year left and then the Bucks will have a nice chunk of change when they are ready to compete again.
People are acting as if he is contracted for 5 more years.
The Bucks will probably not trade him to an EC team. If part of the package entices them enough, why not. Uncooked pasta, nobody wants. Cooked pasta with amazing sauces, everybody wants.
The conservative spaghetti-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

BS. Parmesan Cheese should also be added as a sweetener.
So do we trade Dray or Jimmy?
The delusion here is ridicoulous. No wonder the warriors fan base is called a joke sometimes.
Fuck the future, fuck my kids who will grow up watching 20 win warrior seasons like I did, I want it I want it I want it… Bounce pass alley oops all day!!!
5th ring incoming
Yes please
We also get Thanasis.
Deadass
noooooo haha⦠but letās build fr š
They can have anyone but Will Richard. Heās a winner and we have that rookie contract value.
Gianniās, out with ācalf strainā, which means heās 1 injury from ACL. This would fit right in with the warriors pattern of making the absolute worst trades in history.
It’s the picks bruh, the most valuable part of ANY trade the Bucks will execute will be the picks.
And the Warriors have the best picks.
Picture should be Buckās MacBook for Warriors 4 old Honda Civics and one house.
In a post apocalyptic world this would be an unfair trade in the other direction lol
trying to be funny huh? 2030s pick when steph is retired because just look at us even when Steph is playing with these connectors. Jimmy expiring contract for cap space then kuminga with a flexible contract and a chance for Bucks to gauge his potential…
Lolllllllll!
Giannis is 31 yrs old with a quiet list of injuries. He played 73 games 2 seasons ago but has played 67 games or below the last 7 years. His game relies heavily on his athleticism. If we’re trading picks and swaps 7 years out, you’re damn right years 5-7 will be super valuable.
Giannis+Kuzma …for… Jimmy+JK+Podz+3 1sts+3 Swaps (WAS owns a 2030 lottery protected pick that turns into 2nd Rounders if not conveyed)
Jimmy is just to match salaries (he’ll be expiring next season and will help the Bucks tank this season because they have their swapped pick). Kuminga is a flyer for the Bucks and they get to unload Kuzma. Despite the hate on this sub, Podz is a good young player on a rookie deal (cherry on top)
Hilarious
The Butler injury hurts any trade possibility for the Warriors. You have to trade dollar for dollar in the NBA and Giannis makes the max contract. Bucks need equal money coming back to them, that would be over half the team to match the contract.
I mean if you are hungry enough anyone would do this trade
Worked for the Luka trade.
I think the Bucks would be reluctant, but the best shot for the Bucks to get high-end picks is from us.
Steph is 38 years old and who knows where Giannis will be in three years when those 2028, 2030, 2032 picks would come. We also have pick swaps to offer in between each year.
Not to mention a roster full of young players who you can throw at the Bucks and see who sticks. Itāsā¦.. really not that ludicrous.
So far what Iāve heard is the Heat can only offer 2 FRP, Knicks basically have none to offer after Mikal trade, Spurs are out. Would be interesting to see what happens over the course of the week!
Our once in a lifetime dream trade scenario is just the average Lakers trade
Is that gluten free pasta!?!?