[Lang] The first true sign of spring: Kris Bryant to the 60-day injured list.
February 10, 2026
[Lang] The first true sign of spring: Kris Bryant to the 60-day injured list.
20 comments
Death, taxes, and KB on the IL
He’ll always have 2016.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t we get rid of that guy.
Whew, he’ll be ready for the dodgers series in April.
You can’t make this shit up.
The groundhog saw his shadow, 12 more months of KB to the IL
Time is a flat circle
Baseball is so back
What’s the O/U on number of ABs for Kris Bryant in 2026? Is it 0.5?
He’s not even going to pretend to be available this year. Must be nice to get all that scratch while sitting on your ass. Dumbest. Signing. Ever.
I was pretty busy in 2023 with the birth of my first child, but I’ve never actually watched a Kris Bryant Rockies at bat live. He just hasn’t made it into the ~30 games/yr that I generally have time for.
This gets me excited for baseball!
This is the sign that baseball is coming. Kris Bryant to 60 IL is like when you see the first buds of spring and you realize summer is just around the corner. You knew it was going to happen but your always excited for what it means is coming.
It gets me even more excited for this season because there won’t be one in 2027
The worst contract in Colorado sports history. Amazing stuff
When you make bad choices in life sometimes life makes you pay Dick.
..and I thought it was the Crocus’ I’ve already seen flowering…
Rocktober, here we come!
Thief
Fully guaranteed contracts in baseball is the dumbest shit ever. Just cut him already, he’s just a distraction at this point and he ain’t gonna retire b/c he can just get paid to not play.
The fleece of a lifetime. Get paid millions of dollars to literally do nothing
20 comments
Death, taxes, and KB on the IL
He’ll always have 2016.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t we get rid of that guy.
Whew, he’ll be ready for the dodgers series in April.
You can’t make this shit up.
The groundhog saw his shadow, 12 more months of KB to the IL
Time is a flat circle
Baseball is so back
What’s the O/U on number of ABs for Kris Bryant in 2026? Is it 0.5?
He’s not even going to pretend to be available this year. Must be nice to get all that scratch while sitting on your ass. Dumbest. Signing. Ever.
I was pretty busy in 2023 with the birth of my first child, but I’ve never actually watched a Kris Bryant Rockies at bat live. He just hasn’t made it into the ~30 games/yr that I generally have time for.
This gets me excited for baseball!
This is the sign that baseball is coming. Kris Bryant to 60 IL is like when you see the first buds of spring and you realize summer is just around the corner. You knew it was going to happen but your always excited for what it means is coming.
It gets me even more excited for this season because there won’t be one in 2027
The worst contract in Colorado sports history. Amazing stuff
When you make bad choices in life sometimes life makes you pay Dick.
..and I thought it was the Crocus’ I’ve already seen flowering…
Rocktober, here we come!
Thief
Fully guaranteed contracts in baseball is the dumbest shit ever. Just cut him already, he’s just a distraction at this point and he ain’t gonna retire b/c he can just get paid to not play.
The fleece of a lifetime. Get paid millions of dollars to literally do nothing