[Bowman] Robert Suarez will arrive late because of visa issues
February 10, 2026
[Bowman] Robert Suarez will arrive late because of visa issues
10 comments
What a start so far!
None of this will matter though when we watch the boys make a mess with champagne around the trophy.
I’m gonna assume the hold up is that his pitching arm fell completely off. That seems like the type of visa issue a Braves player would face.
I’m convinced the Braves could sign *me* to play for them and I’d either get gravely injured or acquire some strange debilitating disease or get kidnapped or some shit. At this rate nobody will be playing this season lol.
Someone tell Mark to take a vacation day.
The FO should hire a Shadow FO to do the work a FO normally does.
Trump’s fault
LOLOLOL
This is some Major League type shit to start the season.
10 comments
What a start so far!
None of this will matter though when we watch the boys make a mess with champagne around the trophy.
I’m gonna assume the hold up is that his pitching arm fell completely off. That seems like the type of visa issue a Braves player would face.
I’m convinced the Braves could sign *me* to play for them and I’d either get gravely injured or acquire some strange debilitating disease or get kidnapped or some shit. At this rate nobody will be playing this season lol.
Someone tell Mark to take a vacation day.
The FO should hire a Shadow FO to do the work a FO normally does.
Trump’s fault
LOLOLOL
This is some Major League type shit to start the season.
Gee I wonder why
Awesome