Great all-around team win. Can’t ask for much more on Opening Day. Gonna be a fun season for us.

162-0 up next!
Just a good solid win.
Great pitching. Small ball.
Left some runners on, gotta drive them home.
162-0 incoming.
Pig gets his first W on the new contract, Marcelo argues his status as a d2d starter, Story, Lizard, and Raf each drive in one, Roman shows off his bat and his knowledge of the zone on the challenge, pen was nails. Can’t ask for much more than that
Game positives:
– Crochet grinding through 6 shutout innings
– back end of the pen doing everything we expect outta them
– Celo and Roman getting on base a combined 6 times
– Duran and Abreu getting a combined 3 hits off lefties
– Only 7 strikeouts all game
– Ceddy and Story being clutch
Negatives:
– none, we won, everything is beautiful baybay
Ngl, I’m kind off bummed they’re off tomorrow.
Babe the kids are eating dinner tonight!
Gonna be a great season.
*Furiously googling “Roman Anthony ABS*”
BABE ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
Roman Anthony has been on base as many times as Aaron Judge has struck out
Love that dirty wateeeeerrrrr! Ohhhhhhhhh Boston you’re my home!
We might never lose again!
Thanks MLB for screwing me over saying I don’t have a subscription yet it shows I clearly do and not letting me watch the game greatest start this season…. But I’m glad to see the pitch challenge is already paying off
I’ve seen enough, 162-0, crochet cy young award, Roman MVP
Sabremetrics says that if you don’t give up any runs, you’ll win a lot of games.
The hidden stat of baseball.
My favorite secret player skill is Narvaez being an excellent bunter.
Felt 1000x better watching this win than a Yankee did yesterday with a 7-0 win. Win is a win but the Yankees have some definite holes
Crochet didn’t even look the best and still did well. Slaten, Whitlock, and Chapman did what we expected, and Anthony going 3-4 with the perfect challenge was amazing! I saw some good counts, good swings that just didn’t make contact. I’m excited!
Solid win number one for a pitching and defense focused team ngl
That’s the type of win the Red Sox built this team to replicate over and over again. Roman Anthony and Garrett Crochet are my literal children and I will die for them both. Thank you to your attention to this matter.
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OINK
And your 2026 World Series champions
The water is dirty fellas
Couldn’t ask for a better opening day win. Nearly a perfect game besides the error.
Can’t go 162-0 without going 1-0 first
Great start fellas
162-0 here we come
Smells like a World Series boys and girls
We may never lose again.
On the road to 162-0
We’re legit
great way to start off the season!
Great to see Mayer and Anthony star on offense! Crochet fantastic as usual
Play. Marcelo. Mayer. Every. Game.
Roman is the FUTURE
Great start to the season LFG
We may never lose a game
thank you garrett crochet
Mayer and Anthony so far in 2026:
5 for 6, 1 walk, 3 runs scored (100% of total team runs)
The future is here.
took a while to get runs on the board, but a lot to like on opening day. the pitching looks fantastic. let’s go red sox.
No more April and May with 45 one run losses please and thank you
Fantastic start keep them coming
Roman Anthony got on base 4 times, while Aaron Judge struck out 5 times last night. AL MVP race is over. lol
Well that went really freaking good. Starter was basically perfect the bullpen was basically perfect. The young guys were hitting. Meyer looked great.
Obviously lack of extra bass hits is an optimal but everything else was just how you’d ask for it to go.
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I love ABS
Great all-around team win. Can’t ask for much more on Opening Day. Gonna be a fun season for us.

162-0 up next!
Just a good solid win.
Great pitching. Small ball.
Left some runners on, gotta drive them home.
162-0 incoming.
Pig gets his first W on the new contract, Marcelo argues his status as a d2d starter, Story, Lizard, and Raf each drive in one, Roman shows off his bat and his knowledge of the zone on the challenge, pen was nails. Can’t ask for much more than that
Game positives:
– Crochet grinding through 6 shutout innings
– back end of the pen doing everything we expect outta them
– Celo and Roman getting on base a combined 6 times
– Duran and Abreu getting a combined 3 hits off lefties
– Only 7 strikeouts all game
– Ceddy and Story being clutch
Negatives:
– none, we won, everything is beautiful baybay
Ngl, I’m kind off bummed they’re off tomorrow.
Babe the kids are eating dinner tonight!
Gonna be a great season.
*Furiously googling “Roman Anthony ABS*”
BABE ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
Roman Anthony has been on base as many times as Aaron Judge has struck out
Love that dirty wateeeeerrrrr! Ohhhhhhhhh Boston you’re my home!
We might never lose again!
Thanks MLB for screwing me over saying I don’t have a subscription yet it shows I clearly do and not letting me watch the game greatest start this season…. But I’m glad to see the pitch challenge is already paying off
I’ve seen enough, 162-0, crochet cy young award, Roman MVP
Sabremetrics says that if you don’t give up any runs, you’ll win a lot of games.
The hidden stat of baseball.
My favorite secret player skill is Narvaez being an excellent bunter.
Felt 1000x better watching this win than a Yankee did yesterday with a 7-0 win. Win is a win but the Yankees have some definite holes
League is fucked
I love baseball
I could watch Roman ABs 24/7
1st place AL East!
Cue the Duck Boats!
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Crochet didn’t even look the best and still did well. Slaten, Whitlock, and Chapman did what we expected, and Anthony going 3-4 with the perfect challenge was amazing! I saw some good counts, good swings that just didn’t make contact. I’m excited!
Solid win number one for a pitching and defense focused team ngl
That’s the type of win the Red Sox built this team to replicate over and over again. Roman Anthony and Garrett Crochet are my literal children and I will die for them both. Thank you to your attention to this matter.
GOODBYE FOREVER DEAR!