[The Onion] Panicked Dodgers Owner Has No Idea How He’s Going To Come Up With $414 Million Payroll 22 comments Favorite line from this one: I mean, $182 million for Blake Snell? I don’t even know who that is! this would have been perfect for april fool’s day This was basically our reality 15 years ago $100 beers, problem solved.  sell chelsea soccer team Can we just ask Ohtani for a loan?/s Prolly got $500 mil in his back pocket [removed] They just need to sell 5 Ohtani cups r/baseball ate the entire onion, one bite Maybe from the 995 million $$ they made in revenue. Crypto Uniqlo Field sponsored by Big Arch burgers presented by Aston Martin Aramco Honda $$$ 🤑🤑 “Do you think Shohei would take his paycheck in baseball tickets? Or maybe we can convince him his contract is in yen?” Lmfao! Start paying them in small pieces of equity. See how Magic feels about it. That’s a funny read, the joke is they probably make that amount in one month! shohei is paying you 300mill per year lol. April fool’s Sell the Yoshi bobblehead. Mix and repeat with Shohei and Decoy bobblehead. McCourt feels so long ago. https://i.redd.it/0uddar1vzusg1.gif So he $50 billion tv deal does no good for you? lol this article is probably click bait. … I’m straight up going to prison! Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
“Do you think Shohei would take his paycheck in baseball tickets? Or maybe we can convince him his contract is in yen?” Lmfao!
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Favorite line from this one: I mean, $182 million for Blake Snell? I don’t even know who that is!
this would have been perfect for april fool’s day
This was basically our reality 15 years ago
$100 beers, problem solved.
sell chelsea soccer team
Can we just ask Ohtani for a loan?/s
Prolly got $500 mil in his back pocket
[removed]
They just need to sell 5 Ohtani cups
r/baseball ate the entire onion, one bite
Maybe from the 995 million $$ they made in revenue.
Crypto Uniqlo Field sponsored by Big Arch burgers presented by Aston Martin Aramco Honda $$$ 🤑🤑
“Do you think Shohei would take his paycheck in baseball tickets? Or maybe we can convince him his contract is in yen?”
Lmfao!
Start paying them in small pieces of equity.
See how Magic feels about it.
That’s a funny read, the joke is they probably make that amount in one month!
shohei is paying you 300mill per year lol.
April fool’s
Sell the Yoshi bobblehead. Mix and repeat with Shohei and Decoy bobblehead.
McCourt feels so long ago.
https://i.redd.it/0uddar1vzusg1.gif
So he $50 billion tv deal does no good for you? lol this article is probably click bait.
… I’m straight up going to prison!