Outsourcing Emotional Stability to Montreal Canadiens Management
April 16, 2026
Outsourcing Emotional Stability to Montreal Canadiens Management
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My wellbeing is solely in the hands of incompetent and corrupt people that are making sure my life and the one of my loved ones and potential future children sucks as much as possible.
Habs is the distraction to the pain. GHG!!!!
I’m coming back home for the playoffs we flipping some cars this year or what (jk)
Guilty
A much healthier indulgence than some of my past vices though
There’s a reason why it’s said to be like a religion.
I’m in the states. I NEEEEEED this team to win. It’s all I’ve got.
«Ils diront jamais tel quel aux nouvelles
Mais le tissu social de Montréal c’est de la Sainte-Flanelle
Quand y est question de hockey, nous on fait pas dans.
la dentelle, okay
C’est plus qu’un sport
C’est une métaphore de notre sort»
“Just a hockey team” and saying that to a Canadian should be Sacrilege
Kids up here read children’s stories about praying a Maple Leafs’ jersey would be destroyed in a church
I used to think these professional sports players were over paid but I started to realize how much happiness the team gives to so many people. It always gives someone something to look forward to. Nine to twelve hours a week where we can forget about our problems. What these players do is important.
‘A’ hockey team?? No, it’s *THE* hockey team
the Habs and the Artemis 2 crew bringing hope to humanity
Tell me you don’t understand this city without telling me.
«Ainsi vont les Canadiens, ainsi va Titi Tancrède
Il bougonne et il se plaint quand ceux-ci ne font que perdre
Mais il retrouve l’espoir au bout de deux-trois victoires
Et commence à s’emporter en parlant de coupe Stanley…»
If ever I’m going to die from a cardiac event, it’ll be from this team. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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My wellbeing is solely in the hands of incompetent and corrupt people that are making sure my life and the one of my loved ones and potential future children sucks as much as possible.
Habs is the distraction to the pain. GHG!!!!
I’m coming back home for the playoffs we flipping some cars this year or what (jk)
Guilty
A much healthier indulgence than some of my past vices though
There’s a reason why it’s said to be like a religion.
I’m in the states. I NEEEEEED this team to win. It’s all I’ve got.
«Ils diront jamais tel quel aux nouvelles
Mais le tissu social de Montréal c’est de la Sainte-Flanelle
Quand y est question de hockey, nous on fait pas dans.
la dentelle, okay
C’est plus qu’un sport
C’est une métaphore de notre sort»
“Just a hockey team” and saying that to a Canadian should be Sacrilege
Kids up here read children’s stories about praying a Maple Leafs’ jersey would be destroyed in a church
This shit BEEN serious
This is what the Molson empire wants you to do.
https://preview.redd.it/o7zfnrj20mvg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21fe98b68971aa39e3cf3dc58b6986245b820dea
I used to think these professional sports players were over paid but I started to realize how much happiness the team gives to so many people. It always gives someone something to look forward to. Nine to twelve hours a week where we can forget about our problems. What these players do is important.
‘A’ hockey team?? No, it’s *THE* hockey team
the Habs and the Artemis 2 crew bringing hope to humanity
Tell me you don’t understand this city without telling me.
«Ainsi vont les Canadiens, ainsi va Titi Tancrède
Il bougonne et il se plaint quand ceux-ci ne font que perdre
Mais il retrouve l’espoir au bout de deux-trois victoires
Et commence à s’emporter en parlant de coupe Stanley…»
If ever I’m going to die from a cardiac event, it’ll be from this team. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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