I’ve always wondered who launders the ref’s uniforms?
When do they get cataract simulator contact lenses put in?
10 sets of “I’m blind, I’m deaf, I wanna be a ref”
Now I understand why they can’t make a decent call, didn’t see a single pregame beer or hot dog.
6pm, log into his bet DSI account.
Lol, its like they think they’re people!
Left out the part where they receive bribes
6:45pm – Conspire
7:18pm, don’t drop the puck, then get upset at the players for no reason…
Where do they keep their water dish?
Limbering up so they can f@ck certain teams over
Gotta make sure you stretch those quads before you spend 3 periods on your knees blowing a sunbelt team.
This is a cool insight but Kelly Sutherland has a different routine.
Instead of this: Kelly shows up, starts burning a bunch of rule books, punches a kitten, asks chatgpt what hockey is, sends unsolicited videos of himself jumping up and down to random paralyzed kids, then farts into his own water bottle and hits the ice.
Where the part where they read the email Bettman sent them to find out who’s gonna win the game?
1.Arrive at arena.
2.blow Sidney Crosby.
3. Talk Gary off over the phone and receive the night’s instructions.
4. Wipe all the jizz into your eyes.
5. Face off.
OP, I know you’re getting a lot of jokes about refs on this, but I gotta say that I’m writing a book with a hockey referee as a character and seeing this video with timestamps just helped me figure out the last bits I needed to finally work out the ref’s gameday routine. bless you 🙏🏻
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I’ve always wondered who launders the ref’s uniforms?
When do they get cataract simulator contact lenses put in?
10 sets of “I’m blind, I’m deaf, I wanna be a ref”
Now I understand why they can’t make a decent call, didn’t see a single pregame beer or hot dog.
6pm, log into his bet DSI account.
Lol, its like they think they’re people!
Left out the part where they receive bribes
6:45pm – Conspire
7:18pm, don’t drop the puck, then get upset at the players for no reason…
Where do they keep their water dish?
Limbering up so they can f@ck certain teams over
Gotta make sure you stretch those quads before you spend 3 periods on your knees blowing a sunbelt team.
This is a cool insight but Kelly Sutherland has a different routine.
Instead of this: Kelly shows up, starts burning a bunch of rule books, punches a kitten, asks chatgpt what hockey is, sends unsolicited videos of himself jumping up and down to random paralyzed kids, then farts into his own water bottle and hits the ice.
Where the part where they read the email Bettman sent them to find out who’s gonna win the game?
1.Arrive at arena.
2.blow Sidney Crosby.
3. Talk Gary off over the phone and receive the night’s instructions.
4. Wipe all the jizz into your eyes.
5. Face off.
OP, I know you’re getting a lot of jokes about refs on this, but I gotta say that I’m writing a book with a hockey referee as a character and seeing this video with timestamps just helped me figure out the last bits I needed to finally work out the ref’s gameday routine. bless you 🙏🏻
I’m giving this video 2 minute for embellishment!
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