DeLauter still in AAA, Guardians still hovering around .500

Tuesday, 10 AM: “Will the Guardians call up Chase DeLauter today?”

Tuesday, 11:40 AM: “Will the Guardians call up Chase DeLauter today?”

Tuesday, 12:56 PM: “Will the Guardians call up Chase DeLauter today?”

Tuesday, 2 PM: “Will the Guardians call up Chase DeLauter today?”

Tuesday, 3 PM: “Will the Guardians call up Chase DeLauter today?”

Tuesday, 4 PM: “Will the Guardians call up Chase DeLauter today?”

Tuesday, 4:33 PM: “Here is our punt team.”

Unserious about winning, the Cleveland Guardians made us watch those guys again. We got to see the difference in how Andres Gimenez fields ground balls and now Angel Martinez does! Lucky us!

They lost. One person enjoyed it.

They are now 39-38.

Around baseball

The Reds called up Chase Burns.
The White Sox signed MAHA Syndergaard.
The Mets optioned Chris Devenski who somehow didn’t run out of options 9 years ago.
The Rays won again and are now 1 game behind The Mighty Yankees.