The going is weird. Cub Tracks™ turned pro a long time ago. Cub Tracks™. Where the great ones run away.
Any MLB team can beat you. The good teams WILL beat you.
The game was on Apple TV+, where the broadcasting crew are Wayne Randazzo and Dontrelle Willis. They’re not great. Randazzo is lower-key ‘Boog pro’ to coin a phrase, and Willis stumbles over his words a bit. He’s not a sesquipedalian like Schmoltz, at least. Heidi Watney has flat-out found her level with this group. She tried to promote the non-fight between the Cubs and Willson Contreras as symbolic of the rivalry narrative. I have foam bricks to throw on such occasions. I did so. Paul Sullivan* {$} had some of that in his column. Say no more.
Meanwhile, back at the game, the Cubs deployed Colin Rea against long-time foe Miles Mikolas. Rea started out well and kept it going, with some help from the Cubs’ all-universe defense, and the Cubs greeted Mikolas with two warning-track flies and four jacks courtesy of Seiya Suzuki and Pete Crow-Armstrong, who went back-to-back, and Michael Busch and Carson Kelly who went bombs away in similar fashion.
Batting around off that guy in the first? Yes, please. That was worth the sawbuck. PCA did it again. He just flat-out owns Mikolas. Michael Busch might dispute that ownership, based on a very small sample size. Wow. And then.
Too many highlights.
Today’s game was planned as a bullpen game, last we heard.
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