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Twenty years ago this season, the Montreal Expos were purchased by Major League Baseball—the franchise had so fully floundered that they didn’t even have an English-speaking broadcast contract—and re-branded the Washington Nationals. For the first time since 1971, our nation’s capital had a baseball squad again!

With the ‘05 Twins trying to defend their back-to-back-to-back AL Central crowns, you’d wouldn’t think I’d have much reason to care about the new Nats. Except, that is, for a younger brother whose favorite player was Cristian Guzmán—in large part for this kind of chop-the-ball-off-the-Metrodome-turf-and-see-what-happens sort of excitement…

After the ‘04 campaign, Guzman was granted free agency and decided to ship out to D.C. As such, I had sort of a live-in geiger counter on the ‘05 Nationals. Their final record—as skippered by the venerable Frank Robinson—was a right-down-the-middle 81-81, drawing 2.7 million fans to Robert F. Kennedy Stadium.

Major League Baseball 2005

RFK on Opening Day

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How was Guzy in Nats duds: 142 G, 492 PA, .219 BA, .574 OPS, 53 OPS+. Yikes.

Milwaukee Brewers v Washington Nationals

A lot of soul (bat?) searching for Guzy in ‘05

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But as I looked up and down the 2005 Washington roster, I found a treasure trove…

37-year old Carlos Baerga
37-year old Vinny Castilla manning 3B every day

Washington Nationals vs St. Louis Cardinals - May 29, 2005

Vin

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Rookie Ryan Zimmerman getting his feet wet
Jamey Carroll (future Twin) as the utility middle infielder
Brendan Harris (future Twin) enjoying a cup of coffee in the Show

Atlanta Braves v Washington Nationals

Baby Brendan

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The moundsmen are no less entertaining…

Livan Hernandez (future Twin) leading the NL in IP (246), GS (35), H (268), BF (1,065) while being almost exactly league average (102 ERA+)
35-year old Hector Carrasco (former Twin) with a 200 ERA+ in 88.1 IP

Washington Nationals v New York Mets

Hector!

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Sporting News MLB Spring Training Collection

The Big Man!

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A final profoundly random memory: Chad Cordero closing games wearing the flattest-brimmed hat you can possibly imagine.

Florida Marlins v Washington Nationals

Chad just hangin’

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Alas, here in 2025 the Nationals only feature one former Twin—and he’s one we’d probably rather forget about. But who knows—maybe some of them will grace a Twins uni one day!

The way the Twins are going right now, there may be a few less Twins gracing Twins uni’s by the end of this week. Perhaps a series victory over the last-place Nats can help with that.