Happy Tuesday, Red Sox Nation. Does the Ninety-Nine do anything on September 9th? You’d think they would, right? If they can commit to free kids’ meals when the Red Sox win, surely they can hand out some potato skins or something. You can probably only get whatever deal they offer via their app or something, because everything is an app nowadays. What’s up with that? Why do I need an app for the train? Let me just buy a ticket and get on. I’m just going to Park Street.

As always, use this thread to talk about whatever you want. Be kind to one another, and go Sox.