I took my troubles to the baseball game
Up at the park with the financial name.
Strive for a win which we surely wouldn’t mind;
Would we have the trouble of blown bullpen in the ninth?
We know the Twins have made us flop in grief:
They call the ‘pen, but do we get relief?
Well, Buxton and Royce hit some bombas mighty kind,
But would any lead face blown bullpen in the ninth?
They scored, pulled ahead, then let the Tigers get back,
A bunch of double plays to end potential attack.
A bit of late insurance and they led by a trip,
Then Gómez had to take the mound — but would he slip?
Detroit was able soon to start a threat;
They brought a runner home and made us sweat.
A blast had left us all momentarily resigned,
But Byron hauled it in to spare blown bullpen in the ninth.
Then Gómez needed one more out — he didn’t slip!
The Comment I will make the centerpiece
Is Zach who shared a photo of his niece.
Now we can go to bed with tranquility in mind,
An evening we were sheltered from blown bullpen in the ninth.
Shown bullpen in the ninth,
Known bullpen in the ninth:
Atone, bullpen in the ninth.