First Pitch: 12:10 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Radio: the usual suspects
Know Yo’ Foe: Bless You Boys

When owners dump a salary,
It is certain that the pallor e-
-mitting from the fanbase will be funereal.
And departures count eleven
In a hog’s pursuit of reven-
ues, resulting in a disappointing deal.

But as they scurry,
There were sites that used a platform
That the top dogs called a flat form
And Tuesday moved them all to Verbal Press.
So long to Chorus, I suppose…
How to work this? Heaven knows…
Though with training, from here we’ll have to guess.

Now we have all gone to WordPress where we go,
Dragged away in this techy undertow.
With resolve fundamental
This is not accidental,
We have all gone to WordPress where we go.

We have all gone to WordPress where we go,
Homepage sleek with a shiny afterglow!
(Such is said with vociferance
In response to the difference.)
We have all gone to WordPress where we go.

Oh, we will migrate together; wave goodbye
Towards that grand, floating server in the sky.
Leave the old back in yesterday
While the new gets a test terday,
We will migrate together; wave goodbye!

Come join the new Twins blog,
Though the transition was a slog…

And we will all type together when we type;
Keep a smile through the struggles, never gripe.
From my bias-free perspective,
There’s no chance this is defective,
Sure to enter the lexicon like Skype.

Oh, we will all post together when we post,
While lifting to technology a toast,
Sure to find it compelling
Through the constant URL-ing
As in WordPress’s tangle we’re engrossed.

Oh, we will comment together, dot the com;
Collectively, this season we embalm.
But it’s time for the rollout,
So I’ll quickly get a poll out:
Will the change be a triumph or a bomb?

Y’know, I can’t find the “Poll” setting. Carry on.

You will all start directly from the most basic Safari;
Go directly back to the Home, make sure to say “Sorry.”

And we have all gone to WordPress when we go,
Bearing hope this community will grow.
With the Pohlads extraditable,
We will all become excitable…
We have all gone to WordPress
While maintaining this absurd press;
We have all gone to WordPress when we go.