I am sorry this recap is late, but, folks, there is still time… TO PARTYYYYYYY! GUARDIANS BEAT TIGERS 3-1 TO SWEEP THE MOTOR CITY KITTIES!!!!!
TANNER BIBEE CIRCA GAME FIVE OF THE ALDS BUT BETTER, WELCOME BACK!
BIG CHRISTMAS RING THAT FREAKING BELL AND GIVE AN ANGEL THEIR WINGS!
JOSE RAMIREZ, SPEAKING OF ANGELS, JUST CALL ME ANGEL OF THE MORNING ANGEL, JUST TOUCH MY CHEEK BEFORE THAT BALL LEAVES THE PARK!
TIM HERRIN, YOU PICKED A GREAT TIME TO BE DOMINANT AGAIN
KOLBY ALLARD, I THOUGHT WE LEFT YOU IN TAMPA BUT YOU WERE SITTING IN OUR PEN COLLECTING COBWEBS ON YOUR ARM. GOOD TIME TO SHAKE OFF THE DUST AND STRIKE OUT RILEY GREENE WITH A 90.1 MPH FASTBALL, BROTHER! I AM SORRY I MISSPELLED YOUR NAME AS KOBY EARLIER THIS SEASON!
HUNTER GADDY MY DADDY MY BEST FRIEND I’M LOST IN THE SOFT WILDERNESS OF YOUR BEARD, ROCK THIS GAME TO SLEEP!
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE WE STILL HAVE EVEN A CHANCE TO WIN THIS DIVISION???? GUARDIANS, IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOUUUU! THERE’S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED TIGERS/RED SOX/ASTROS/MARINERS COULD EVER DOOOOO! I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MINNEAPOLISSSSSS!