It’s my first regular season gamethread of the year. We’ve made it! Last week’s Tuesday was an off day, so it’s the first Tuesday game of the year. Honored to be back.

Now, we will all be watching this one from the comfort of our homes and, let’s be honest, offices. But if you made the poor decision to go to Progressive Field in downtown Cleveland, you’re going to get temps in the 30s in what will be a very uncomfortable baseball game. I don’t know why you’d buy a ticket to see any Great Lakes sports team in early April, because whether it’s Detroit or Chicago or Cleveland this is what you might get.

Noah Cameron will take the mound for Kansas City, with Jensen getting catching duties. Gavin Williams will be taking the mound for Cleveland.

Also, side note—do you think the Guardians reached out to Marvel to see if they could snag the @Guardians username for the Guardians of the Galaxy Twitter account? They barely post. Kind of lame the Guardians had to grab the @CleGuardians username, but “kind of lame” is an apt description for the club, so. Maybe it matches up.