Mariners are useful idiots, walk off series finale 5-4
We’ve had the good (not enough), we’ve had the bad (too much), now welcome to the weird of…
Mariners lose to A’s 6-4 on back-to-back homers from Kurtz, Langeliers
The heart of the Mariners showed up early, but the heart of the A’s order showed up late.…
Mariners Leave the Rangers Feeling Woo-zy, Win 5-2
Bryan Woo came to the ballpark seemingly on a mission today: to make the Rangers’ day miserable. So…
Dan Wilson leverages bullpen in 7-3 win over Rangers
Dan Wilson managed to shut down the Rangers just long enough. The Mariners snapped a pair of losing…
Mariners forget to check their staging, lose 5-2
Ever since Artemis II launched a little over two weeks ago, I’ve felt an itch in my bones.…
J.P Crawford, Mariners walkoff Astros 8-7
The game looked lost early for the Mariners on Saturday. It was not. The Astros were all over…
Mariners go off script, fall to 4-9 in shutout loss to Rangers
If the first dozen games of this Mariners season have felt derivative to you, that wouldn’t be misplaced.…
Mariners lose another one-run game that they should have won
There will come a period in this season when time unspools languorously, with the unobtrusive ease of a…
The Ma Nishtana of the Mariners’ 2-1 loss to Texas
For those unfamiliar with the tradition, the combination of Buzzfeed listicle, treasure hunt, airing of the grievances, and…
Jo Adell Shuts Out Mariners in Angels 1-0 win
Emerson Hancock gave up a home run to Zach Neto on the first batter he faced Saturday. It…
Mariners Lose Battle of the Heavens, Fall to Angles 8-7
Listen, I’m not saying it was destined, but you go up against a team called the Angels on…
Mariners score three runs, two broken bats, beat Angels in extras
12 years before I was born, while Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five were bemoaning broken glass, the…