{"id":650141,"date":"2026-03-29T08:13:35","date_gmt":"2026-03-29T08:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/650141\/"},"modified":"2026-03-29T08:13:35","modified_gmt":"2026-03-29T08:13:35","slug":"diamondbacks-2-billionaire-boys-club-3-the-first-broom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/650141\/","title":{"rendered":"Diamondbacks 2, Billionaire Boys Club 3: The First Broom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"\">Well, that was disappointing. Not only did we lose another game to the Doyers at Uniqlo Park at Dodger Stadium at Chavez Latrine at the City of Smog and Angels, we also managed to be on the business end of our first sweep of the year. And we\u2019re only three games in. So that sucks.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">Honestly, though, it\u2019s not all that much of a shock, at least to me. And, somewhat to my surprise, I\u2019m not even all that upset. The Diamondbacks are a team that enters 2026 with a bit more than $133M of player contracts on the books. We\u2019re going up against a team that, if you factor in all the deferred money and so forth that MLB has let them get away with, has more financial obligations than at least several small nation states. It was always going to be an uphill battle, especially for the first series of the regular season, when everyone\u2019s still kind of shaking off the rust from the long off-season.<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">Eduardo Rodriguez, the pitching hero of the Venezuelan national team in the World Baseball Classic, took the mound for us, facing off against Tyler Glasnow, who has pitched more than 100 innings only three times in his major league career and who is earning $32.5M to pitch for Los Angeles this year. And while Glasnow did all right for the Doyers today, holding the Diamondbacks to two runs over six full innings of work, E-Rod pitched better, pitching five shutout innings, striking out five while allowing only three singles and two walks. He faced one batter to start the sixth\u2014Kyle Tucker, who is earning $56M this year\u2014and was pulled after Tucker reached on an infield squib shot to Carlos Santana that he bobbled a bit. E-Rod was maybe a bit late covering the bag at first, and Tucker reached, and he eventually came around to score, but the run was unearned as Santana was charged with an error.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">Anyway. Let\u2019s start from the beginning. Our Snakes got on the board in the top of the first, thanks to a one-out infield single by Corbin Carroll that was initially ruled a force-out at first, but which was overturned when video review showed that Corbin, who was busting it right out of the batter\u2019s box, clearly beat the throw. Geraldo Perdomo then grounded to first, moving Carroll along, and then <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mlb.com\/video\/tyler-glasnow-in-play-run-s-to-pavin-smith\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Pavin Smith singled to left to drive him in from second;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;Pavin Smith singled to left to drive him in from second&quot;}\" class=\"link \">Pavin Smith singled to left to drive him in from second<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mlb.com\/video\/tyler-glasnow-in-play-run-s-to-pavin-smith\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:View Link;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;View Link&quot;}\" class=\"link \">View Link<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"\">Nolan Arenado then continued his fruitless run with the bat, though at least he didn\u2019t strike out. 1-0 D-BACKS<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">We did some more damage against Glasnow in the third, thanks to a leadoff Jorge Barrosa double down the left field line, followed by another productive groundout, this one by Ketel Marte, that allowed Barrosa to reach third with less than two outs. Corbin Carroll lifted a fly ball to center that turned out to be deep enough for Barrosa to tag and score. 2-0 D-BACKS<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">And that was your score until the Dodgers got one run back in the bottom of the sixth, thanks to the aforementioned Santana error (which is a scoring decision I\u2019m not sure he deserved) and a subsequent Freddy Freeman double off reliever Jonathan Loaisiga that brought him home. 2-1 D-BACKS<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">But we still had the lead, and we held it through the bottom of the seventh, as new Diamondback and indicator of the state of our bullpen Joe Ross pitched a kind of ugly but ultimately successful 1-2-3 inning. Meanwhile, we were doing basically nothing further on offense, as Glasnow gave way to Alex Vesia, who in turn gave way to some dude named Will Klein.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">Juan Morillo took the ball for us to start the bottom of the eighth, I guess because he\u2019s the closest thing we have in terms of splits to a left-handed reliever, and sure enough he made short(ish) work of Shohei Ohtani and Kyle Tucker to record the first two outs. Then he drilled the home plate umpire right in the middle of his forehead with a high fastball on his first pitch to Mookie Betts, after which there was a brief interruption of play that seemed to leave Juan rather discombobulated. He proceeded to walk Betts on four pitches, which brought 2025 World Series hero Will Smith (earning nearly $13M to catch for the Dodgers in 2026) to the plate. Smith hung a decent at bat on Morillo, and finally drilled the seventh pitch he saw out and over the fence just left of the batter\u2019s eye in center field. Morillo was pulled for Paul Sewald, who recorded the last out, but it was too late. The damage was done. 3-2 Los Angeles<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">We still has a chance, I suppose, with Pavin Smith, Nolan Arenado, and Alek Thomas coming to the plate in the top of the ninth. Of course, they were going up against new FTD closer Edwin Diaz, who is earning $18.5M this year at the back end of the Los Angeles bullpen. Ten pitches and three flyouts later, this one was in the books.<\/p>\n<p>Some Reasons for Optimism<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">This was a disappointing result, and a disappointing series, to be sure. That said, the Diamondbacks led each game, and in the latter two we carried that lead into the late innings. We all knew our bullpen was going to be a weakness this year, like it is just about every year, and the Los Angeles Dodgers are as complete a team from top to bottom as one can imagine. And we hung tough with them, and we made them work, and despite Ryne Nelson coughing up four in that unfortunate third inning last night, we were still in line to win the last two games. Kevin Ginkel was last night\u2019s disappointment, and tonight that \u201chonor\u201d fell to Juan Morillo. But we played pretty well for the most part, all the way through. Facing a less stupidly funded team, we would likely have won at least two of these games, even with the flaws the Diamondbacks have. And, as someone pointed out early in tonight\u2019s Gameday Thread, we won\u2019t face the Dodgers again until the beginning of June, so we will by definition be facing less stupidly funded teams for the next two months. It\u2019s rough to start the season getting swept and going down 0-3, but this certainly isn\u2019t a sign that the sky is falling. It\u2019s more a confirmation that, as we might have suspected, water is wet.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">All Doyers player salary information courtesy of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.spotrac.com\/mlb\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Spotrac;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;Spotrac&quot;}\" class=\"link \">Spotrac<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Loss Probability Added, courtesy of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fangraphs.com\/livewins.aspx?date=2026-03-28&amp;team=Dodgers&amp;dh=0&amp;season=2026\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:FanGraphs;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;FanGraphs&quot;}\" class=\"link \">FanGraphs<\/a><img alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"630\" height=\"380\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"standard-img\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/77d6ba0edfbc35247dd40f572c61500e.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"\">Robin Hood: Eduardo Rodriguez (5 IP, 4 H, 0 ER, 2 BB, 5 K, 79 pitches, +23.0% WPA) <br \/>Little John: Joe Ross (1 IP 0 H, 0 ER, +10.8% WPA)<br \/>Hapless Country Bumpkin: Juan Morillo (2\/3 IP, 1 H, 1 HR, 1 BB, 2 ER, -54.1% WPA)<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">The Gameday Thread saw some more inevitable falloff from the first two games, in part I suspect because the University of Arizona was punching their ticket to the NCAA March Madness Final Four (BEAR DOWN!), and also because, well, it\u2019s really not a lot of fun to watch the Billionaire Boys Club play baseball on television if you\u2019re not particularly a fan of billionaires. That said, we racked up 182 comments at time of writing. Comment of the game goes by popular acclaim to this one from gzimmerm, who saw the meatball that Snake_Bitten left in the middle of the plate, and didn\u2019t miss it:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"752\" height=\"245\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"standard-img\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/64ad2e5b3df9381cd8b4366aabb11784.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"\">Anyway, because opening weekend is often weird in terms of scheduling, we have our only scheduled Sunday off day tomorrow, so I hope you can join us for the Diamondbacks home opener at Chase Field on Monday, when we take on the Detroit Tigers. First pitch is scheduled for 7:10pm AZ time, with Justin Verlander going for the striped cats and Michael Soroka going for us. I don\u2019t feel great about Soroka occupying a spot in our rotation, but despite that I think could be a winnable game. If nothing else, it\u2019s always nice to see the entire team get introduced during the extended pregame festivities.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">As always, thanks for reading. And as always, go Diamondbacks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Well, that was disappointing. 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