Game night, all night;
Here we go; I don\u2019t know what to feel.
Been a long flight, an early-spring blight
In the Show where they go out with zeal.<\/p>\n
Long time under the light
To watch a flailing team of the sorriest sight;
Goodbye, nine; when crossing the line,
Should we start up this game or go down in flame?<\/p>\n
Bored games \u2014 a couch and beer, lazy,
Snored games \u2014 and every record tells it more:
Scored games \u2014 I don\u2019t want to watch the
Bored games.<\/p>\n
A lame team can\u2019t build up their steam,
What we\u2019re thinking they\u2019ll do is stinking of poo.|
A claim: team ain\u2019t what they seem,
But he\u2019s flaunting dough \u2014 still, he\u2019s wanting, though.<\/p>\n
Game night under the light;
We wonder if there\u2019s fans here but they\u2019re nowhere in sight.
The ball is the same, but there\u2019s no more than shame;
The owner is braying, but they keep on playing<\/p>\n
Bored games \u2014 that\u2019s all they get to do,
Snored games \u2014 and every record tells it more:
Scored games \u2014 Don\u2019t want to watch the
Bored games.<\/p>\n
So clear, so far away:
We watch \u2018em fall apart and drop day beyond day.
An \u201coh dear\u201d will mark a new play,
\u2018Cause if they want to win, one has to learn how to pay:<\/p>\n
Bored games \u2014 always couch and beer, lazy;
Snored games \u2014 and every record tells it more:
All the scored games \u2014 I\u2019d rather go and watch some odd
Board games.<\/p>\n
Bored games \u2014 still the worst to see,
Snored games \u2014 yeah, there on Twins TV,
Scored games \u2014 what am I even saying?
Bored games \u2014 why are they even playing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Game night, all night;Here we go; I don\u2019t know what to feel.Been a long flight, an early-spring blightIn…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":657523,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2388],"tags":[5,822,60,80253,3190,4,148],"class_list":{"0":"post-657522","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-minnesota-twins","8":"tag-baseball","9":"tag-minnesota","10":"tag-minnesota-twins","11":"tag-minnesota-twins-discussion","12":"tag-minnesotatwins","13":"tag-mlb","14":"tag-twins"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/channels.im\/@mlb\/116331766478007459","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=657522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657522\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/657523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=657522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=657522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=657522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}