{"id":709611,"date":"2026-05-26T22:51:24","date_gmt":"2026-05-26T22:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/709611\/"},"modified":"2026-05-26T22:51:24","modified_gmt":"2026-05-26T22:51:24","slug":"the-2026-seattle-mariners-as-breaking-bad-characters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/709611\/","title":{"rendered":"The 2026 Seattle Mariners as Breaking Bad characters"},"content":{"rendered":"

Greetings! Inspired by posters Cleavertime and Telekinectic Sasquath, I threw this Breaking Bad prompt out into THE FEED and foLLks did not disappoint. But first, if you haven\u2019t seen Breaking Bad yet, you may want to skip this one just in case of spoilers, I suppose. But, it\u2019s a great show if you like gritty crime dramas about difficult men, or if you liked any of the GOAT\u2019d X-Files episodes<\/a> that BB creator Vince Gilligan wrote. Gilligan\u2019s follow-up shows \u201cBetter Call Saul\u201d and \u201cP1uribus\u201d are also bangers.<\/p>\n

Anyways, onto y\u2019all responses which I will be grading with my patented and very scientific Mariners Hot Take Ranking System:<\/p>\n

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Here we go!<\/p>\n

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Poster Corco has many picks:<\/p>\n

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I agree with most of these picks except I do not get Jesse energy from Emerson Hancock. Emerson seems way too gentle-hearted and responsible to get into the various predictaments that Jesse finds himself in\/creates for himself. The Jarred Kelenic mention is spot on, though. Giving these takes an IWAKUMA for general accuracy and effectiveness!<\/p>\n

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Poster Suburban Shocker says:<\/p>\n

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Well, that is certainly accurate, especially this season so far. Mu\u00f1oz holds baserunners like Saul Goodman makes first impressions\u2026.a bit slippery and slimy perhaps. Grading this take a BOSIO for truthfulness.<\/p>\n

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Poster Chicago Mariner says:<\/p>\n

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Naylor as Mike is quite good, although as we have come to learn, Josh is only grumpy on the field to his opponents because he simply Has That Dog In Him. Which, if we\u2019re comparing him to Mike, Mike is business-only, as well. Julio as Jesse is pretty delightful just because of Jesse\u2019s various good time party boy eccentricities that I can see fitting in with Julio\u2019s happy-go-lucky and upbeat personality. Walter as Logan Gilbert AKA \u201cWalter\u201d works for me, too, since just like Walter White couldn\u2019t let some things go, Logan seems to be unable to let go of (or fix) his slider in spite of its inconsistency this season. Rating these takes as BRASH.<\/p>\n

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What did we miss, Breaking Bad fans who happen to also root for the Mariners? Let us know in the comments!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Greetings! Inspired by posters Cleavertime and Telekinectic Sasquath, I threw this Breaking Bad prompt out into THE FEED…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":709612,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2392],"tags":[5,89052,764,1628,9636,3992,466,620,4,619,65,3235,89053,57061],"class_list":["post-709611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-seattle-mariners","tag-baseball","tag-breaking-bad","tag-emerson-hancock","tag-getty-images","tag-icon-sportswire","tag-julio-rodriguez","tag-logan-gilbert","tag-mariners","tag-mlb","tag-seattle","tag-seattle-mariners","tag-seattlemariners","tag-telekinectic-sasquath","tag-the-kansas-city-royals"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/channels.im\/@mlb\/116643331355276239","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709611\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/709612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/mlb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}