What a wild first quarter of the season its been. Some would say there’s been more ups and downs than the 2024-25 season. Surely, the fans are exhausted, but they’ll always be here. As long as they’re here, we need to hear from them.
Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 45!
For those of you who have been ignoring this series since the 2021 season — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.
We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 36th consecutive championship this year. But for now, it’s time for us to exercise our right vote. How would you grade the performance of our pups?
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who gave Rob Dillingham an A+. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be sent to ESPN’s front page.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 45 – Quarterly Report 1 (‘25-‘26)
*Voting ends Friday, 12/5*