We’re officially in the final quarter of the season. It seems like it was just yesterday where Minnesota was unable to beat any team over .500, while they were incapable of losing to a sub .500 team. We were still hoping for Terrence Shannon Jr. and Rob Dillingham to alleviate our depth issues. Anthony Edwards was missing chunks of games at a time.
How quickly things change.
Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 47!
For those of you who have been ignoring this series since the 2021 season — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.
We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 36th consecutive championship this year. But for now, it’s time for us to exercise our right vote. How would you grade the performance of our pups?
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who gave Enrique Freeman an A+. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be sent to The Athletic’s front page.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 47 – Quarterly Report 3
*Voting ends Monday, 3/2*