What if the Wizards shock everyone at No. 1?

So, you saw the title above. Why ask it?

We live in a world which is human. Things happen in life. Maybe Monumental Basketball President or Washington Wizards General Manager Will Dawkins have a change of heart and pick someone not named AJ Dybantsa, Darryn Peterson, Cameron Boozer or Caleb Wilson. What does it mean, and why?

According to FanDuel’s draft odds, the Wizards will almost definitely draft one of the aforementioned “Fantastic Four.” But if none of the four are picked at No. 1 (and we’re assuming the Wizards will keep the pick), why? THAT would be the shocker.

Well, we’re going to just keep it straight. Here’s why:

So yeah, when it comes to this No. 1 pick, the Wizards aren’t looking to be “smarter than everyone else.” They want a safe bet as a potential franchise player, especially after a prolonged period of tanking. So my prediction on who the Wizards will pick? Since death and taxes are the only guarantees in life, seeing a “Fantastic Four” prospect representing the DMV this fall is pretty damn close to those two guarantees.