With the Timberwolves set to begin the playoffs on Saturday night (vs. Luka and the Lakersāš¬), it’s timeĀ to reflect on this teamās regular season contributions to the annals of Minnesota sports PTSD. Quick recap: Coming off last seasonās magical playoff run, on the eve of training camp, the team traded its second-best player, Karl-Anthony Towns, and received two New York Knicks in return, Julius Randle and Donte DiVincenzo. From the jump, it was obvious both former Knicks were bummed to be exiled from New York City. The Wolves took the majority of the season to work out their chemistry, finally getting rolling by March, but this combination of super high pre-season expectations with scuffling mid-season results meant that yes, Target Center was sold out for the entire season for the first time in years, but the fans packing those seats seemed vulnerable to a certain kind of pessimistic ennui. Whenever a game would start falling apart, the teamās anxious fans would tighten up, and frantically console themselves with murmured recitals of the Timberwolves rosary:Ā Itās okay because weusedtosuckweusedtosuckweusedtosuck. Eventually a coach (usually not ours for some reason?) would call a timeout, and the most optimistic man in Target Center would stride onto the floor with a microphone: Jon Berry, the Timberwolvesā longtime in-arena host, ball-cap perpetually reversed atop his head, outfit color coordinated down to his sneakersābasically the living embodiment of a reassuring smile. Berry would turn to the crowd and all-caps interrobang, āWHO WANTS A FREE T-SHIRT?!?!?ā
This is Berryās eleventh season of asking the most popular rhetorical question in Timberwolves history, multiple times each game (the enthusiasm that greets the free T-shirt giveaway was only recently surpassed by the enthusiasm for the actual on-court basketball). When I meet Berry down at Target Center a couple hours before tip of a game in mid-March, he says heās extremely stoked to be doing what heās doing. āIām the ringleader for the fans,ā he says. āThe guy with the big voice whoās providing some energy and some enthusiasm.ā
He’s become the PT Barnum for all the corporate sponsored Wolves in-game bits. Like Kwik-Tac-Toe sponsored by Kwik Trip, or the halftime baby race sponsored by Tonies, or the contest where a fan shoots a three pointer for a flatscreen TV sponsored by TCL, or the contests where a fan matches wits with a pre-taped Wolves player for 60 seconds (āName as many sports as you can in a minuteā). Berry is good at itānailing the scripts for each bit, improvising when he must, and always keeping it light. Later on, during a second quarter timeout, two twentysomethings named Trevor and Isaiah are facing off in Kwik-Tac-Toe, and when Isaiah fails to block Trevor in the dumbest, most pre-kindergarten way, Berry deadpans, āIsaiah, what are we doing out here, man?ā The crowd eats it up.
This season was Berryās second season in a row getting named as an official in-arena host for the NBA All-Star Gameāthis year, he hosted All-Star Saturday Night in San Francisco. Berry believes he got to be where he is because heās specifically connected to Timberwolves fansāand he’s connected to Wolves fans because he understands what weāve all gone through, and why weāre now so hungry for even more success. Berry understands that for years, the huge roar that greeted potential free T-shirts was the roar, the only one, for no hope Wolves fans in countless fourth quarters, because before he landed the in-arena host gig at an open audition in 2014, Berry was a season ticket holder himselfāa bona fide long-suffering Timberwolves fan. āI got my tickets in ā07,ā he says.Ā āThe Kevin Love/Ryan Gomes era of Wolves basketball.ā
Berry grew up in St. Paul, graduating from St. Paul Central before getting a marketing degree at the UniversityĀ of Minnesota before landing his marketing job at Target, doing well enough to afford a seat in section 104. He says being a Wolves season ticket holder was a āweird dreamā that he had in eighth grade, but he remembers even bigger little kid dreams.
āI grew up a huge game show fan,ā he says. āMy heroes, the people I really looked up to, werenāt basketball playersāthey were Dick Clark, Chuck Woolery, Peter Tomarken, Pat Sajak, and Ray Combs.ā He sees my face go blank at the mention of Combs. āYou know, 1990s Family Feud?ā He shakes it off. āAnyway, they were my idols.ā
Growing up in St. Paul though, Berry had no idea how to become a game show host. In high school, he says he was āmore of a fun guy than a funny guyāāhe was voted Most School Spiritābut the path to becoming the next host of The Dating Game or Press Your Luck seemed mysterious. Maybe broadcast journalism could be the path? āBut I got a dose of reality at the University of Minnesota,ā he says. After his freshman year, his grades werenāt tight enough to get into the journalism school, so he became a marketing major. āItās fine,ā he says. āIām not mad at itāat all!ā After school, he landed that job at Target. And he figured working on what would become the Target Circle app and being able to buy a season ticket in section 104 could really be as good as it gets, but then the Timberwolves held an open audition to fill the in-arena host position.
He says the audition was intimidating. āThe whole arena was empty,ā he says. āNo hoops, no court, just a huge concrete slab.ā He told himself he had seen the last in-arena host do this hundreds of times, so he just had to commit. They had him call a tricycle race, and he put his whole chest into the call. And then they had him read a season ticket script. āAnd I had heard that so many times, I realized I could do it without looking at the script.ā He says he had never really performed like that beforeāhad never really performed at allābut while he was auditioning he was having game show flashbacks. āI threw Pat Sajak in there,ā he says, āAnd all the other game show hosts I had watched growing upāand some Ryan Seacrest too.ā Three auditions later, he got the gig.
Berry says the only thing heās sacrificed is his ability to kick back and watch Wolves home games uninterrupted, but he figures he still gets to see 60 percentĀ of the action while juggling his hosting responsibilities. And he loves the position heās in, to help fans like him have fun. When I ask him if heās felt a different pressure this season after last seasonās magical run, he says he thinks itās a positive. āLook, we try not to be too serious,ā he says. āItās basketballāweāre all going home and weāll be just fine. Itās my job to bring the fun.āĀ
And Berryās superiors are thrilledāthey understand that the team lucked into a performer with an elite skill set. Sheridan West, the VP of live programming and entertainment (like everybody on his team, for both the Timberwolves and Lynx), has been in the role for about a decade now, and he says as host, Berry is the front man for the teamās entire entertainment philosophy: āNo dead air,ā West says. And although you might intuitively figure that this style is the product of years of less than beautiful basketball, thatās not really it. āIt actually comes from a place of not wanting to lose the fans to their cell phones,ā West says. Ā
The Wolves pack every down minute with a contest or a dance performance or a jumbotron singalong, because about a generation ago, the franchise realized the threat the tiny television in everybodyās pocket posed to the circus they were putting on each night. And it is a circusāWest says Berry is the front man for a literal circus troupe number of performers. If you take the Wolves dancers, and the Wolves senior dancers, and Crunch the mascot, and the First Ave Action Pack, and the Slam Squad, and the official Wolves DJ Mad Mardigan, and Jeff Victor, their longtime keyboard player, and both their music coordinators (the Wolves have two, Tim Miller and DJ Dudley D, and they alternate throughout the season), and Greta Mitzel, the manager of game presentation, and the crew of cameramen filming Berry on the floor and Crunch throughout the arena, and the PA announcer, and the front of house mixer, and the control room crew directing everything from the Target Center basement, the Wolves have more than 70 people working these games. SeventyĀ people working 41 games in the regular season, and hopefully a dozen more this post-season, all of them showing up to rehearse at least a couple hours before tip-off.
When Berry is working, heās got an earpiece in connecting him to Mitzel, and although most of the timeouts are planned down to the minute for the entire season, sometimes thereās a technical difficulty, or some other last-second issue, and West says Berry is an expert at improvising, keeping the script running smoothly, brightly, optimistically. West is thrilled Berryās finally getting the recognition he deserves, and West points out that that recognition only came when the basketball improved. A couple years into this latest Ant/KAT-led renaissance, the Wolves were invited to Abu Dhabi for a couple games in the 2023 pre-season. The team brought along both Berry and Mitzel and Tim Miller, one of their two music coordinators to the Middle East to work the games. Tons of NBA brass were in Abu Dhabi as well, including their game presentation executives, and they were the ones actually calling the shots for the in-game entertainment, with the Wolves talent in frontābut the scripts were longer, more like an All-Star Game, with dozens more corporate shoutouts wedged in. According to West, Berry and the Wolves team handled everything beautifully, and now theyāve been invited along to help at the All-Star Weekend two years in a row.
And if Jon Berry is the PT Barnum front man of the Timberwolves circus, their secret weapon is DJ Dudley D, one of their two music coordinators. Dudley D, real name Dustin Meyer, didn’t go along on thatĀ Abu Dhabi trip, but he did get selected to work All-Star Weekend with Berry this year for the first time. At the game I was invited to, after hanging with Berry and Crunch on the floor, I trudged all the way up to the top of section 130 in the corner of Target Center, where Dudley had reserved a spot for me between his monitors set-up and the keyboardist Jeff Victor. Dudley D is dressed casually in official team gearāa dark blue Wolves hoodie and a tan hat above three days of scruff and his black Buddy Holly-style glasses. He says the All-Star Game was fun, if a lot of work (four days of cue rehearsals, from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m., before the All-Star Saturday night that he worked with Berry), but all that hard work and the higher profile didnāt phase Dudley Dābecause he spent almost two decades DJing for Prince.
āI went on a couple tours,ā he says, ārecorded some scratches on a couple songs, even played with him on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (you can see me in the back line)āand I played hundreds of parties at Paisley.ā
Dudley D says working for Prince was a trip, obviously. āHe would have these random partiesāit would be like Wednesday night and George Clintonās playing or Erykah Baduās in town.ā And Dudley D would get called in. āAnd sometimes it would be open to the public, sometimes it would just be Mos Def and his band showing up.ā
Dudley D grew up in Uptown, DJing high school dances when he was still going to Southwest, before he started playing the downtown clubs, and started to hit up Princeās Paisley after hours parties in ā97. He got the Prince hook up through DJ Brother Jules, a KMOJ DJ he had met at one of his record store honeypots. āBrother Jules asked me to make him a mixtape,ā he says. He didnāt hear from Princeās team for awhile, but after a few months, that mixtape got him the gig covering for Brother Jules, warming up Paisley parties while Brother Jules was still out in the clubs until 1 a.m. āAnd eventually Brother Jules and Prince had a falling out,ā he says. āAnd I remember getting the call.ā
Dudley D says Prince was keenly interested in the latest records Dudley had acquired. āHe wanted to know what was hot out there,ā he says. āAnd I didnāt really fall into a categoryāI was an open format DJ, so everything from hip hop to house.ā At Paisley, Dudley would play everything from A Tribe Called Quest to Erykah Badu, to classics by George Clinton and James Brown. āAnd a lot of times Prince would come to the booth, hand me a blank CD and say, āPlay track four.āā It would be an unreleased song, and the hardcores knew it was new. āAnd the most exciting part was at 3:30 in the morning, when the whole band gets on stage, and the next thing you know he gets up there for an hour and a half.ā
Dudley says being the music coordinator at Timberwolves games is a totally different beast. āThe energy is different up here,ā he says. āYouāre playing tunes to get people into itāto accentuate the experience thatās already in front of them.ā
If Berry is the front man, Dudley D is like a witchy sorcererāalways in the background, providing a meta commentary on everything: the players, the refs, the coaches, the coachās challenges. With a mixing deck, a laptop, and an iPad in front of him, Dudley D has access to dozens of pre-loaded cuesāheās triggering samples that will either reenergize the crowd or settle them down after a calamity. And heās playing music from right before the opening tipāPrinceās iconic descending guitar riff from āWhen Doves Cry,āāand perhaps unique to any other sport, heās playing music while the game is being played. When the Wolves bring the ball up, heās playing hip hop instrumentals, when somebody kicks a ball, heās punching up ākick itā from Princeās āGett Off,ā when somebody travels, heās playing āThe Walkā by The Time. When an opposing player messes up, he hits,Ā āHa, ha!ā by Nelson from The Simpsons. When the Wolves make a play, he hits, āThatās nice!ā from Borat. When the ref makes a bad call, itās LilĀ Jonās famous, āWHAT?!ā
āThereās different beats that match the intensity of the game,ā he says. And sometimes, during the most intense moments, he gets completely out of the sonic way. āWe call that āsneakers,āā he says.
Dudley D loves working a local angle when he canāheās played Prof and heās played Atmosphere. And he works in as much Prince as he possibly can, of course. (He won an award for the legendary Prince Nights, whichĀ he programmed after Princeās death in 2016āthose games were like a 300-level college courseĀ in Princeology.)
And heās tried to canvass the players for their personal preferences for their own musical cues. Julius Randle likes to hearĀ āThe Largestā by BigXthaPlug while he flexes on an opponent after hitting an and-1. And Dudley says DJ Mad Mardigan discovered that Ant is partial to āRamen & OJā by Joyner Lucas & LilĀ Baby after hearing Mardigan play it during a pre-game rehearsalāAnt demanded that Mardigan run the track back immediately. āSo when we really need a bucket in the fourth,ā Dudley says, āAnd Ant is bringing up the rock, we play the “Ramen & OJ”Ā song.ā
Dudley D takes his in-game role seriously. āYou control the entire atmosphere,ā he says. āWhen I want more intensity, I can push the volume a couple dBsāyouāre always trying to augment the basketball.ā When I ask him if heās felt a different kind of pressure in the building this year, he says heās not thinking so much about the Twitter diehards who are living and dying with each Wolves win or loss, but he appreciates the long string of sellouts. āThe Timberwolves obviously havenāt always been sold out every night in years past,ā he says. āBut no matter what happens on the court, we have to put on a great show and keep the energy up in the building, especially if weāre down with a few minutes left.ā He continues, āAnd you have to remember, thereās a lot of kids in the stands who might be going to their one Wolves game all yearāyou want to help make sure that everybody is having a great time.ā
But at one point during the game, Dudley D and Victor do give themselves credit for augmenting a little 6-0 runāVictor notes that heās played the same keyboard flourish for three successful defense-to-offense possessions in a row. The way they assess their actual impact on winning and losing seems to be more superstitious than anything thoughāthe players really do feel like a long way away from our perch up near the concourse. At most, itās like weāre practicing some kind of subliminal voodoo witchcraft up hereāwhich I suppose a lot of crazy fans believe theyāre doing. Of course, most fans donāt have control over the soundtrack to the actual game being played.
I tell him my personal favorite audio joke actually dates to last seasonāand it turns out it wasnāt strictly a Dudley D joint, but a collaboration between Dudley D and DJ Mad Mardigan. When the Wolves played Houston late in the year, BeyoncĆ©ās āTexas HoldĀ āEmā had just dropped, and every time Houston made a mistake, Dudley would trigger Bey’sĀ āThis aināt Texas!ā Dudley D remembers the gagĀ and laughs. Dudley also gives credit to Mardigan for helping him land the Wolves gig in the first place, just about a decade ago. The two of them have known each other for yearsāthey actually run GenerationNOW Entertainment, a live DJ and music performance business together. And Mardigan owns something thatās perhaps the greatest testament to how much somebody in either of their positions can actually impact winning and losing.Ā Mardigan isĀ also the official DJ for the Lynx, and after each of their four championship-winning seasons, the franchise elected to give him a ring.