It’s officially NBA Media Day! It’s high time for optimism and big dreams as we enjoy some vintage Anthony Edwards quotes. Or we can just relitigate the Gobert trade or Randle trade again, as that seems to be some fans favorite topic of discussion.
Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 44!
For those of you who have been ignoring this series since the 2021 season — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.
We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 36th consecutive championship this year. But for now, it’s time for us to exercise our right vote. What record will the Wolves finish with? Who’s going to the be the league MVP?
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who wanted to re-sign D’Angelo Russell. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be sent to ESPN’s front page.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 44 – Season Predictions (‘25-’26)
*Voting ends Wednesday, 10/1*