{"id":536561,"date":"2026-01-14T18:33:31","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T18:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nba\/536561\/"},"modified":"2026-01-14T18:33:31","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T18:33:31","slug":"oops-trail-blazers-show-up-for-warriors-joust-with-dull-toothpick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nba\/536561\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops! Trail Blazers Show Up for Warriors Joust with Dull Toothpick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">The Portland Trail Blazers haven\u2019t been subject to many blowouts this season, but someone should call Hugh Laurie, because they got housed by the Golden State Warriors on Tuesday night. The Blazers had a couple disadvantages coming into the game:<\/p>\n<p>They were playing without their team leader, Mr. Everything, future All-Star Deni Avdija for the first time all season.Portland had defeated the Warriors three times already this season, and Golden State wasn\u2019t having it when it came to the sweep.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">The cumulative effect was like watching a bout between prime Mike Tyson and prime Mike Wazowski. The Blazers fell behind 38-24 in the first period, allowed the low-scoring Warriors 67 at halftime (does little hand dance), and ended up losing the game 119-97.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Shaedon Sharpe led the Blazers with 19 points on efficient 9-15 shooting, 1-5 from distance. De\u2019Anthony Melton did him one better, leading the Warriors with 23 points on 9-14 from the field.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">This is the type of outing where you don\u2019t review the game tape but immolate it, so we\u2019re not going to spend too much time on analysis. Instead we\u2019ll explain why the Blazers lost.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Without Avdija it was understood that Portland\u2019s offense would suffer. You don\u2019t replace 26 ppg on a whim. But the Blazers\u2019 defense also collapsed. And not into the lane. More like into the Grand Canyon. They guarded the three-point arc with all the energy and effectiveness of Sgt. Schultz guarding the precinct of Stalag 13. \u201cI see nothing! NOTH-ING!\u201d The Warriors shot 23-58, 40% from the arc. To be fair, the Blazers stacked up against Steph Curry, holding him to 9 shots and 7 points, but I don\u2019t think he cared. He had 11 assists.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">It didn\u2019t help that Portland shot like a drunken wombat playing their first game of Duck Hunt (without opposable thumbs). Portland ended up 14-47, 30%, on threes, hardly a credible showing.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Even when they miss shots, the Blazers can rely on offensive rebounds to give them second opportunities at scoring. Tonight they had 8 total. Under normal circumstances that\u2019s Donovan Clingan\u2019s average for, like, half a quarter.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">We won\u2019t even pretend the Blazers are good at taking care of the ball. They\u2019re the worst in the league. But they overachieved tonight, vying for worst in the universe, perhaps. It wasn\u2019t even a spate of them leading to big Golden State runs. Portland gave up a constant drizzle of turnovers on their way to 21 overall.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">As mentioned above, Shaedon Sharpe stepped up to his role as scoring star, but Caleb Love couldn\u2019t do the same. Love shot 5-16 on his way to 17 points, but he only had one field goal make before garbage time. He did have 7 assists and 2 steals though. And 4 turnovers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Assists don\u2019t usually matter that much, but it\u2019s indicative of the evening that the Blazers got 19 dimes against those 21 turnovers. The offense was flowing like molasses through a cheese grater.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Meanwhile Golden State got 34 assists on 42 made shots. An 81% assist-to-bucket ratio. Whee. Defense.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">You know who didn\u2019t play, even in a blowout? Jonathan Kuminga. He was the only DNP on the roster. Seems like this guy is gone. Trade Deadline upcoming.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Alright. That\u2019s enough of that. Who\u2019s next?<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">The Blazers return home to take on the Atlanta Hawks on Thursday night at 7:00 PM, Pacific. Hello, CJ. 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