Except for you and me, we all speed in Texas. That state is just so big. And while for many Texans, speed limit signs tend to be more of a suggestion, I’m unsure how I feel about non-Texans laughing at us about it.
Did you know that “In Texas, there is no absolute speeding law, but rather a ‘presumed’ or prima facie speeding law. This means that even though there are posted speed limits, there may be situations in which speeding over that limit could be considered legal.” Thanks for that useful tidbit, guys at this website.
So, moment of complete honesty, folks: do you speed more on:
Interstates around big cities like Dallas, TX.FM roads in the middle of nowhere.Download the KNUE Mobile App Now
How many of you answered both 1 and 2? Yeah, me too.In all seriousness, before we get into the good nurse’s video, remember that speeding is dangerous. And it’s important to remember that people are killed when it comes to speeding on Texas roads.
In fact, here in Texas, if an “officer believes you were driving unsafely or endangering others, they can choose to charge you with a more serious crime, such as reckless driving. Reckless driving is also a law that can be open to interpretation by the officer.”
And if that’s not enough to lighten your lead foot, remember that “Under Texas law, reckless driving occurs when a person operates a vehicle in a manner that willfully disregards the safety of other people on the road. Reckless driving is a misdemeanor in Texas, with potential penalties of up to $200 in fines and up to 30 days in jail.”
Okay, Nurse MakalaK, let’s watch your hilarious video.
Ok, Nurse MakalaK, you win this round.
The 7 Dumbest Criminals in Texas HistoryTexas has its share of stories featuring criminals whose antics land them in the “dumbest criminals” hall of fame. Here are some of the most ridiculous cases: Gallery Credit: Billy Jenkins CanvaThe Doorbell Disaster 🚪🔔A burglar in Texas tried to case a house by ringing the doorbell. What he didn’t realize was that the homeowner was watching the live Ring camera feed and had already called the police before the criminal could break in.
CanvaThe Tattoo Giveaway 💉👀A Houston man wanted for robbery tried to blend in, but his face tattoo that said “Crime Pays” made him easy to identify. Ironically, it didn’t pay off, as he was arrested shortly after being spotted.
CanvaFacebook Foolery 🖥️🤦A Texas man who was on the run from police couldn’t resist the urge to post selfies with the caption: “Catch me if you can.” It took less than 48 hours for police to find him using his social media check-ins.
CanvaThe Stuck Getaway 🚗🪓A pair of would-be thieves in Dallas tried to rob an ATM using a truck and a chain. Instead of pulling the ATM out, their truck got stuck, and the chain broke. They abandoned the vehicle, which was registered in their name.
CanvaThe BBQ Bandit 🍗🔥In San Antonio, a man tried to steal several racks of ribs by stuffing them under his shirt. His crime spree didn’t go unnoticed as sauce and grease dripped onto the floor, leaving a trail for police to follow.
CanvaThe ID-Showing Robber 🪪💸During a bank robbery in Houston, the criminal handed the teller a note demanding money. Unfortunately, it was written on the back of an envelope with his name and address. Police were waiting for him at home before he even made it back.
CanvaThe Selfie Burglar 🤳🏠A man in Texas broke into a house and decided to take selfies on the homeowner’s phone. Unfortunately for him, the phone automatically uploaded the photos to the owner’s cloud account. Police quickly tracked him down using the incriminating selfies.